*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether oder not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my Friends in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain Medaillen at my Favorit club, including this one. Von the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 Jahr old? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Back again.. Hey guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It took my sister and me 45 Minuten to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about Babys with my mom gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I Lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I’m tired. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that Tag feels like a festival! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a glocke every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the glocke and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if Du treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like Du wanted.
People, man. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy Tag Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female Hunde so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male Hunde over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of Du people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some oben, nach oben Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, Du all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of Du really. Du could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I talked to my husband like Du all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he sagte he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a datum to the local ice cream Shop so that will be fun gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming Mehr and Mehr inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Welp it snowed again gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his bett where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go Home and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Would anyone be interested in Lesen my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a Jahr ago, but Lost interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in Frage is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When Du realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule Mehr people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule Mehr people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't Du taking your breaks ? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

How much do Du want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My hair is so greasy from not Wird angezeigt that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to Du gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Who here believes in magic? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Someday, people. Someday... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hope everyone has a great day~ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, Du don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a traktor and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first Kommentare and Antworten on this site. Just one Frage to my past self - why did Du have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

You've got a lot of nerve Du one-eyed monsta !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, Weltraum travel, self driving cars, Mehr useful smartphones, Mehr cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today Von cooking me breakfast this morning instead gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“You might think I Lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Some old lady at the truck stop: Du look pale, are Du okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! Du can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected Von Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She sagte they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the Wand during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the Weiter several days gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So I talked to the publisher the Weiter step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

Du get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know what.....we should just like, start a Zufällig lyric chain XD original lyrics oder just whatever. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

During a Kürzlich Requisiten off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do Du call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If I made a club for creepy Videos would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff Du can find around the web. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hello gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally oder physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six oder seven. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open jacke kind of Tag gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me Liebe dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My headaches like..

Fuck Du wake up.

Fuck Du don't have fun.

Fuck Du just because fuck you. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer Du up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But Von the very Weiter day, I'm freezing my fucking arsch off. I Liebe Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic hündin gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work oder I'll cry gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my Passwort and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday oder holiday could be. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When Du fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because Du fucked up royally.

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yk what's hella ironic. I really Liebe wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 star, sterne (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as Du want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as Foren as opposed to constantly putting it in Antwort sections? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Not saying I'm eager to die oder anything but I'm really looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to roaming the planet as a ghost. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I think I might make an ultimate waifu Liste to go with my relatable characters list. oder I can make a Forum here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Zufällig fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of Du who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may oder may not have slipped off my truck bett today and hurt my back gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's also "National Be Nasty" Tag XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Happy woman's Tag everyone gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey college students, my Friends are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to Du guys. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss oder why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to Bewegen to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some hasch, hash brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When Du can't see the forest oder the trees
For all the Farben of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, Liebe gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have Mehr reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

TFW someone blocks Du and then blames Du for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when Du really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It’s been so long since I got on here. Hey everyone how’s everything? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tfw someone randomly blocks Du and Du have no idea wth Du even do. Mind Du I was Friends with this person too. Well I thought.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr