if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

this Wand is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du can tell if a doctor's a quack when Du see his large bill gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the best way to make an apfel, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 Minuten gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

art thou feelin it now mr krabs gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why can't Du hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide gürtel near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new Jahr received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe, sicher house. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

if we're posting bad puns on the Wand count me in
i see sagte the blind man, i saw sagte the carpenter gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Took my old girlfriend out to abendessen call dat Fed-Ex. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to Zufällig person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more oder less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes Zufällig person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the Zufällig club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So Du come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

young man, there's no need to feel down gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

WI FI gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

sting gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's only been what, 20 Minuten since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

heyo how Du all doing^o^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Add me Skype . gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

what is Mehr random- being Zufällig oder asked to be random? random,huh? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Add me Skype gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Turn to page 394! *Dances* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The Zufällig Wand is RANDOM! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Du like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've gepostet here Du should Mitmachen the club I made

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Today was flashback Friday so I took your Guter Rat and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Add me Skype gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm disgusted Von what I just heard. So it's only gay and bisexuals go can get STDS? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Add me Skype gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I feel so much better today. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm getting really annoyed at Fanpop because whenever an ad randomly pops up at the oben, nach oben of the screen, whatever I click on ends up being something totally different. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

is this still the center of activity here oder gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*trying to sell Süßigkeiten to go on a field trip*
Me: Hey dad! I have Süßigkeiten I need to sell. There's Schokolade and-
Dad: Chocolate? Did Du just say...chocolate?
Me: Yeah, would Du like to buy some? There's this awesome museum-
Dad: Chocolate!
Me: Dad, wait, no!
Dad: CHOCOLATE!
*starts chasing me around the house*
CHOCOLATE!
CHOCOLAAAATE! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got ANOTHER question.... anyway, I went to Wal-Mart today and found this trilogy series. The first book is called Divergent. Could somebody tell me if it's a good book? I'm not so sure and I don't want to waste my time on something not good. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I AM SUCH A BAD FREIND VDJFHJD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Don't eat the yellow snow! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have to go take a bath and get ready for bed, if my tablet is not dead I'll get on it. If not, I'll see Du guys in the morning, lets see if the feuer on the Fanpop club dies down Von then. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I had a strange craving for pasta, nudeln so I got up in the middle of the night and made some. My parents looked at me like I was a psychopath. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So there is this user who messages me telling me not to talk to them ever again. After I ask why and also to stop yelling they starts calling me names and telling me to go F myself. What in the world did I do? All I tried to do was help her/him make a new club. ;-; gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Have Du ever had one of those "I leave Du people alone for just a Minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot!" moments. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in people's heads. *Sighs* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

bye people im leaving gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Whoot, I'm moving yet again. As Du can tell I'm just SSSSSOOOOOO excited. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

this is a link gegeben to each member of this site, whos link is clickened ( :D) Mehr wins it! Will Du PLZ click on it? i have only 12 days left and i have 0 clicks :D and share it and get as much clicks as Du can! Plz! Come on! lets do it! This is THE LINK ~>
link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Who even made the Zufällig club? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I finally just had to block my Wand from people i'm not a Fan of to keep that Razor dude from stalking me. I swear, he took up TEN pages on my Wand of just 'Kindly Berichten me'. Like WTF? Does this guy have no life at all oder something. First it was sexual harassing me, then after I told him to flick off, he just went to trolling. And once I just ignored all his messages, he must have gotten mad, because he went to my wall. And they got worse with every account he made. Hopefully, he is gone now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. apfel, apple is Illuminati. They're watching you. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm being a weirdo and having my birthday party at build a bear. LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

OMG!!! My parents sagte Weiter Jahr we're going to Jamaica for a vacation!!! I'm already excited WOOHOO!!! LOL sorry I just found out I just HAD to get it out. xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So I'll be doing some study abroad programs this Jahr but i can't decide >_< Trying to decide between South Africa, England/Scotland, and Quebec! ugh so excited! ^_^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Did Du know that the sum of numbers 1-36 is 666 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Jahr 2050

wanna know what your eyes color represents? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

This sickness is getting progressively lower.

First the headache, then the sore throat, then the cough and chest, then the stomach bug...

I'm scared of what comes next. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Flurp... LOL I don't even know. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hate when girls lie about their make up 'yeah i don't wear that much make-up' hündin Du look like the joker for the Liebe of Hunde everywhere stop lying about your make up... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Moo. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

anyone here little monster? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

people here are so cool :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Here´s a tricky, Frage the tool to humanity survival any of neither of the box,the most important tool is respect. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

(Bowser laugh) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My parents finally turned the heat on in the house! I'm not cold now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Zufällig is deadly dead again :o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Talk to me! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

three apfel, apple gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Seriously,tho what's with peeps and chain letters? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

her name is Rio and she dances on the sand gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

To Tag i got kickedout off Facebook cuz i qouted Lil Wayne Von saying " Nigga" 7 times . gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Rolls over and sleeps* Screw the world and today. I would rather sleep forever. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

After scientists figure out how to cure boredom, let me know. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about the Fan count?

Vegeta: *crushes scouter * IT'S OVER 19000!!!!!

Nappa: WHAT 19000?! That can't be right!

Well, congrats to the Zufällig club, which has now got 19,000 fans. Free kekse, cookies for everyone! :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yayz Zufällig club is back to 19000 fans! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My OTP needs to hurry up and KISS already. :I gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got my first medal :D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

All I see
Waffles,pancakes,pizza,toast,dinner.......... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Pancakes. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When teacher points Du out and says you're continuously talking ._. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hope she gets lots of spaghetti!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

WOW! Just one Mehr Fan and this club will have 19,000 Fans already! ＼(>o<)ノ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Blah I'm bbbboooorrrrrrreeeeedddd...................... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hello peoples of earth I come in peace, and with the pizza... 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Grove straße my home.....well it was aleast before i fucked everything up. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yo, yo yo, 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, WHATTUP BIATCH gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I was thinking back to third grade and I was like OMG! I just remembered why I made my Nutzername gabbalee! It was because my first name is Gabby and my middle name is Lee so my third grade teacher called me gabbalee. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Bananas are a great Quelle of potassium! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr