UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy oder triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did Du schlucken down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had toast - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market Von The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to Du Von the Frank schloss Crew gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It was me, Barry gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I dont know If I want to start posting oder just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten Minuten XD its hard to start over when coming back LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who Du are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid Du farewell, my good sir." gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, Du know Du are alive.” gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

This is the third bad Updates I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming Batman film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's Mehr and Mehr and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new Batman film better have Batman dancing oder I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's all fun and games until Tiger start drop kicking Du while listening to Iris of the Human Von Forfeiter. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Do Du ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then Du do, and Du see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and Du feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
Du should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell Du "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

In Red Dead Redemption 2 Du can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer Bewegen and Abbrechen earth live on Twitter gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wish my life was Mehr interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du what Du do,
Du and your crew,
Du even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do Du think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some speck on it
One thing I Liebe Mehr than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some speck on it
One thing I Liebe Mehr than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot butter on your breakfast toast" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I Liebe the way | Du scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole Du dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my herz I wear it well' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I do admittedly like my slightly Gothic style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror Videos on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best Anime couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to bett at some point soon xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Mitmachen the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also KISS manga.
RIP KISS Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated Von Japan community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am sick and tired of making a Umfrage on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If Du guys don't vote on my sick arsch poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. oder lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes Mehr sense than blaming video games though.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the moment Du realize Du still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's Mehr I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what Du are
Du could be blacker than the night oder as white as snow
Du could be straight as an Arrow oder as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender oder sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
Du should understand the value of not being a dickhead gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

On Twitter, Du always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Look, Du all can post your Anime pics and memes all Du want, but until Du pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku Fantasy like my nigga Mr. Anime, Du don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Since apparently it needs to be sagte because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages Du using my name oder username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. Berichten the account and the message because that ain't me. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy Posteingang me XD I'm bored gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and brot of wheat." 😂😂 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Welp. Fanpop on a phone sucks balls. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that Du guys Zeigen all of Du rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Remember when Du were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and Du would buy one of those Spongebob oder Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man oder a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE Stunde doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Every confusion in Anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm having a memingful time XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wanna pet wal :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Where the fuck is Lefty when Du need him? XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, Du dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Have Du ever received strange messages here? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell Du something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guys the Icon contest is back. I think uploading Bilder work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give oder take. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Who got the apples? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell Du never to go with strangers
But Du know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells Du to go with them, maybe go with them
Du may find yourself on a fun adventure gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What Du currently have in your mouth is art gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just ate dark Schokolade and coffee two bitter things just like life in 2020

XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that Du try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right oder damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sup, minions. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My friend sagte that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope Du all have a lovely creampie gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr