I wonder what furry got to posting on the Zufällig wall? Jk jk -my frens a furry. I don’t hate ‘em. Just the abusive ones. Those are rl bad. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"If Du think your baby is annoying now, you're living proof that it's only going to get worse. " Wow okay thanks mom gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh hey. Officially been here for six years. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I really couldn't sleep last night. Melody kept kicking me and keeping me awake. She's not even born yet and she's already a handful gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's weird how New people arrive, add Du stay for such a short time then leave for no reason. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Found my way back here again, my Friends gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Zufällig fact, I'm actually at a pretty high BMI, but that's just because of my muscle. I'm not even really particularly lean, I'm just a well built person. Also having big arsch tits gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Albuu noamm shi graan, Molliyk zenvaas kevvass munda! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just the tip of the iceberg, concerning Martin Garrix memes... :)

Any caption requests? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Update: tried to break it to him gently. He left some of my groups on Messenger. Oh well.

Other people that tolerated him irl, even his boss, told me he was manipulative. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Follow my drawing reference page @art.block.help on instagram
link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm gonna start making Martin Garrix memes. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I really wish my dad and my husband would get along. They try, to their credit, but they have bad blood going back to before me gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tfw Du had to break it to a clingy online friend.

The guy I'm talking about needs to realize I have Mehr Friends that just him.

Rant's over. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I haven’t slept in forever. Not Von choice though. If I’d got to chose I’d go to sleep and never wake up. I’m very sleep deprived and it’s getting to me. I’ll go put myself to bett now before I do something stupid. Sometimes it’s good to be so tired that Du have less of a chance of waking up near 4:10 and being hit mental Von life. That way Du can’t even raise a finger gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"They say that I am the sick boy." gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Is it weird for me to remember the Zufällig thug's name rather than remembering the main villain's name? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Crazy thunderstorm going on here rn. I looove the mood it creates. Makes me want to just relax and draw. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Tell me. Do Du bleed? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Most people on an ego trip don't have anything to pack! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Liebe is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a herz ATTACK gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now Du will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Bring back Finish My Sentence Game on the forum! Please it was so cool! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I’m looking for work. Have Du heard any rumors? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD- GO! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My God I just realized 5his is pretty much the only reason I Fanpop gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's here. Hahaha... IT'S FUCKING HERE! Witness, everyone! This is a historical Tag for the whole Meme World. Through the Inspiration provided Von Borse, the newly appointed Retro God and the skills of the Meme God, that is me, a new Miracle has been brought forth.

WE PROUDLY ANNOUNCE TO Du THAT THE GRAND DEBUT OF THE ''FABULOUS PAUL STANLEY MEME'' HAS COME INTO REALIZATION! PRAISE UNTO THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT! THE STARTING POINT OF A BRAND NEW MEME AND MY LATEST MASTERPIECE !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I now pronounce Du husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), Du may KISS the bride. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I let my lesbian Friends paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

y ru buying clothes at the suppe store gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything Du can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of Friends are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good Essen and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Honestly, Im not against liberals oder anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side oder the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense oder whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do Du do it? A: Von recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing Du could ever amount to is Mehr than a gust in a gale, Du learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. Von recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why did the ente kreuz the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Leave a like oder Kommentar if your ALSO a Fan of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What do Du call it when Du and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Did Du just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be Mehr like "entered a mental state of regeneration. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Du die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Du can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When life gives Du lemons, squirt someone in the eye. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a hacke gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

tbh without Friends
Fanpop is shit gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally Du can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ge ge gegege no ge gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the traktor supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I have a simple Frage for Du guys.
link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I like how most of Du answered yes on my last Frage XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ Stunde drives I can take to visit my universität XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wish to everyone a great Tag gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the Musik same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Someone asked me: "what do Du drive that big arsch truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the Yaoi icons? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks Vor gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

im at suppe gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My Friends internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will Mitmachen me in the internets safe, sicher return? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though Du are getting a new one! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. Du want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much Mehr fun if Du don't gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock star, sterne already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches rakete strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My overly political brother made a snide Kommentar to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Digital art is easy and cheating! Du have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb Videos and gaming with friends. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey guys. I'm sorry about the Umfrage earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope Du can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked Von words that aren't words but Poesie that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Mitmachen my club!
link
Feel free to add anything Du want to it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's gegeben me some perspective that I didn't have before gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

tfw Du are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So, I really only Kommentiert on this Wand like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of Fragen on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ok officer i get that but like why tho gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guess who's getting Mehr snow? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

TFW Du order something online and it's not here immediately. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr