If everyone joins my club take me out tv show, then i will give Du all a Requisiten :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There once a man named Hairy Pickle.
Who lived in a town with all people called Hairy Pickle.
But in that town was one man not named Hairy Pickle,
So they hung him Von his Hairy Pickle! XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

rnadom Zufällig just like what i wear its so fun! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i live to be Zufällig that is the Beschreibung of my life! from Arizona to LA it is like a dream i am filming the movie Crazy,Stupid Liebe NOW and is COOL cant wait for the release :D thanks to all fans! HAHA i rock gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

if Du was stuck on somewhere for a Monat and only eat cheese oder mangos witch would Du eat? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

plz Mitmachen the club FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

people of the world today in school my teacher left the class for 1 hr and everyone started trowing pencils at eachother and the teacher walked in and 17 people got detencion LOL :0 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Which Group name is better?
Lenegndary heros oder Halo angels???? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

go to : www.com

its real gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HI O_O gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's ironic how big Ralph Fiennes's nose is. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

our house in the middle of the street~ got that song stuck in my head allll Tag gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just got back from watching the Green Hornet! It was epic! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm in the mood for some Arby's!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ugh feel sooo sick tummy ache and light head i feel pukish too :( any ideas to help me? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link BEST VID EVER! 8D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link NASTY VIDEO!I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND ITS 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!My COUSIN AND I ALMOST PUKED!DX NASTAY!!THOUGHT IT WAS2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP OF CHOCOLATE! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Liebe rainbows!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i Liebe randomness and being an Angel – Jäger der Finsternis for victoria secret! I Liebe ALL Du BUYERS TOO and all Du who came to the angles Zeigen with all of us and Heidi Klum from MS candice S (an Angel) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Liebe ALL Du Fans out there please come to my opening of the sleazy tour on feb 15 in oregon and enter to win a 500$ shopping spree with me! (available at retail shops only which means the money goes further) Liebe Ke$ha gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

<3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i Liebe everything here it rocks especially the saucy baby boy so cute gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HELLO WORLD!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*yawn*
It's not even noon,yet I'm so tired... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i is sick it is ewie gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

5 WEIRD THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on oder off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of Du just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Ive already tried 1,3 and 4 :P

gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

to who it may concern,

your girlfriend is mine now, i know
we were besties but she is mine now.
I Liebe her and she loves me so
screw Du stephine is mine now.

love,
Max

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me : O-o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

you are a normal teen if:

1. u have a facebook

2. Du have a cell phone

4. u r wasting ur time Lesen this

5. Du didnt realize there was no # 3

7. u checked to see if there wasnt a # 3

8 Oh wheres 6? :O

9. u r smiling right now. :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Do Du wanna have a slumber party in my basement?! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I had an exausting week.
TGIF
MDCV
(French version) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

do Du Liebe me :P gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

to who it may concern,

i am sorry to have kissed your boyfriend

love,

your boyfriend

________________________________________________________

me : O-o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link I can't see why isn't this actually funny xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lady Gaga in konzert in Tulsa and i get to go gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just Lost the game :( gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm going to see erpel, drake glocke march13th.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

HEAD EXCERSISES EVERYBODII and left..and right..and left..and right....... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know, when we're alone and I'm talking out loud it is kind of for your benefit, I already know the things that I am saying. -Outsourced gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I tried to cut an apple... I gotta booboo now. :(. XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Today i burned my tongue while drinking hot chocolate. I'm really stupid! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"...... LOL :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"We have found a witch! May we burn her?" -Monty Python. xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

:P :P :P :P gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Something...Something...Something...Dark side XD Family guy is so Zufällig XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Everyone needs to be a little infected Von the Biebonic plague.” -Cory Monteith ♥ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Randomness. O_o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey if youve herd oder like the band rogue wave plz Mitmachen my spot for them:link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What this world needs is Mehr abortions and Mehr guns. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Add me plz gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I HAVE NO SHAME! D: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

any one going to see erpel, drake glocke live? get information at link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Monkey. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

OMG O.o, I was full on Singen 'Grenade' earlier and screaming it into the fone waiting for my sister to answer, no one was Home and I was walking down the hallway (Still yelling) and then BAM my mum's bf was right there in the lounge room and... I had a giggle fit XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Dude, she just called Du Australian..." "OH, HELL NO!, HOLD MY KANGAROO!" LOL, So true :) Happy Australia Tag <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I had a life, but Facebook ruined it... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

True friendship is two Friends munching on a well cooked face together... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

write something Zufällig gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I look at my Fans and are left thinking: ... Thats a lot of people I don't know... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I think this pineapple is giving me herz problems! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: Hey Josh, I know who your mom is!
Josh: Who?
Me: TAYLOR! *makes :3 face*
Josh: Ewww Shes black!
Cameron: Dude, Du need a lesson on life.
Taylor: Whos talkin bout me?
Josh: YOUR MOM!
Me: Oh dude, thats not somethin nice to say to your mom!
Taylor: WHAT THE?!? *stares at me*
Cameron: RUN BEFORE THAT NIGGA GETS YA ANNIE!
Me: Dude, now Du need a lesson on life.
Cameron: Sorry. *sits down* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Smart people aren't nerds,
People that wear black aren't "emo",
Most blondes aren't dumb,
Not all boys like Black Ops,
Not all girls are obssesed with hair.

It's called the real world. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

OMG i just found out that my friendz ex real name gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

dfsdfvrsca bghuew9imorlicjfmxebfyeuwm,xuiewnz,.uie9jnfcedurhbehjcrdcfdbhfcjbhcdcfjhnerikfchjnrekifdjn yay for random
gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Boyfriend: Make a C with your right hand.
Girlfriend: Okay.*makes a C*
Boyfriend: *smiles and makes C with his left hand, placing it opposite of hers*
Girlfriend: A heart?
Boyfriend: No. My stomach, and its empty. Make me a sandwich. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Once I found David archuleta's Fan number And I called it
And he picked up...but I hung up on him cause
I panicked...so now every time I try to call him he spent pick up.and I'm still mad at myself gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link

I'm listening that song: DDD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just beat my cat up with a noodle.
That outta teach her to quit scratching my feet.

By the way it's the pool noodle, if it was an actual noodle it'd get stuck to her nose, leaving me to quite a site to laugh at. Yeah right now there is just Zufällig things laying around my house :p gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

im soooooo bored all im doin is nothin:~P gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

2:20am and I'm Home alone? Fuuuun :P gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Describe me in ONE word, using the THIRD letter of you're name. This is fun :D
--Livi gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I farted gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Im not going to say anything ḯᾔ﹩ρḯяαтḯøηαʟ, im just going to cuss a lot! - Green Day!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

O_O WHY ARE Du STARING AT ME?!? Its not my fault I have Ophthalmophobia (fear of being stared at)!!!! SO STOP STARING!!.......wait.........what were we talking about again?....*Shrugs* oh well O_o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

im kinda tired... it was a rough monday... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give Du this cookie
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. .U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o Then I sagte sharing is caring....
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.o<( <) But then I was like... sharin is carin....but...
....U..U

....(\_/)
..(O_O)
.. (>o<) I Liebe kekse, cookies
. .U....U

...(\_/)
. (^_^)
. (> <) So then I ate it....teehee.....sorry. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm bored, so I'm Schreiben this XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

that movie the roomate looks super scary !
i'm not a big horror movie fan. (:
haha. the previews for the roomate freak me out ! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hi there, If u could just click this link and vote for me I will give u props!! C'mon guys first one gets three props! link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

GUY: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Oh wait, its too long.
GIRL: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Oh wait, Du wont get it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
Du get skinny=then Du get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, Du will die.. :P gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I HATE FLIRTY PEOPLE! FKN TRY HARDS! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh, wow. When I turn 18 my mum will still be in her 30's...

$20 says I can get her to go clubbing ;) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Omg Guys ! I Have This App On My Phone, Youhh Put Your Index Finger On The Lense And It Measures Ur herz Rate. So I Was Bored And I Used It And It sagte '98' Then I Started Thinkinq Bout My Ex And Me And I Look Down At My Phone And It Was '140' ! Haha I Was Like Wtf ? O.o LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Whose Seen Mean Girls 2 ? I'm Dissapointed :( Not Funny Very Cheesy And Mehr Of A Chick Flick ! O.o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i have just the way u r, stuck in my head!!! go away!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What I Would Want To Be This Week : A Talk Zeigen Host Person Thinqy (; I Could See It Now !
* Me Talkinq To Lindsy Lohan*
Me: How Was It For Du ? Playinq A 'Straight' In So Many Movies
Lindsy: ..........
Ahh Yes, That Wud Be Interestinq (x gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

cool gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

would Du Mitmachen my I.H.Y club?its for if Du hate something and/or nobody listens to your complains then come here and talk as much as Du want here's the url
link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got Dedicated for JB....!!!!!.:) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone want dinosaur facts? Come to me and I will teach Du whatever Du want to know. ^^ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey Guys ! Just Wanted To Say î ♥ Youhh ! haha I Better Get ¹ "î ♥ Youhh !" ßack ! (x gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Yay, get to see some of my fam tomorrow, strand on tuesday. Umm... Thinking of something for wednesday, prolly hang with Friends and sleeping at my mates on thursday :) Had to share it <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey guys its FЯED!! XD

just kidding i dont like Fred O_O gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Whos an insomniac like me??? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A guy broke into my appartment last week, he didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives Von every night and changes the channels... Sick bastard gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Caption competition on link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

SEE IM NOT A DUMBAZZ IM JUST SO FRIKIN RANDUM! LMFAO! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

How's your Saturday? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr