Zufällig Club
Mitmachen
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
I do think that Du probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add Mehr to the Liste when I find Mehr sites I think Du should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Du Links to the following sites, Du have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad Von the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Du ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Du NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
continue reading...
posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do Du have a crush on?

If Du had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Du would want to make out with

Name five people Du hate and why Du hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Du ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Du did, what did Du do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Du ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Du had your first kiss, if Du have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Du ever seen a parent naked?

Have Du ever seen Tiere reproducing?

Have Du stalked anyone,...
continue reading...
1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
continue reading...
44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make Du tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are Du remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with Du when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves Du more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Friends say i Liebe her Mehr than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
continue reading...
I never thought I would be doing a Liste like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this Liste with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please Kommentar but be polite. Also, always Kommentar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
continue reading...
I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Du say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing hemd, shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
continue reading...
posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS oder If Du find a hemd, shirt store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Essen court and go to a fast Essen place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a tabelle Singen elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Du can "I Liebe THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT Tag AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Du see an old lady/guy...
continue reading...
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
telling Du that you're not pretty enough and ................................. See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See...
continue reading...
posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Hunde in mantel closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet Musik with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person Weiter to it: "Is this sitz SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant strand ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten Minuten before it starts, find...
continue reading...
How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While Du Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that Du have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that Du really...
continue reading...
posted by deathding
MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what Musik is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I Liebe so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about Musik that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a motte, nachtfalter to a flame!

Because fact is, Musik is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
continue reading...
posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth oder I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for Du to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got Mehr chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, Du know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
continue reading...
posted by IloveMyLord
The scholar does not consider Gold and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain oder freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its herz the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...
continue reading...
posted by selenagomezfan7
Sel found out the awful news while she attending a konzert in L.A., and immediately left to go home.
Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.

A miscarriage means something went wrong with Mandy's pregnancy and she Lost the baby. Selena had officially announced she was going to be a big sister just three weeks earlier.
















Sel found out the awful news while she attending a konzert in L.A., and immediately left to go home. She canceled some of her upcoming concerts too.

Demi immediately sent a tweet to Selena saying "I Liebe you." Selena's going to need Friends like Demi to get her through this tough time.

Let's hope Selena and her family make it through this difficult time.


Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.
posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when Du are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with Du how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If Du have red skin patches, acne, oily skin oder blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender oder Essen processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 Minuten and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this Du need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
hope u like!
1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ratte survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Hunde are sold in Tokyo

6. A delphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A krokodil can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Musik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs Mehr than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
continue reading...
posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that Du can see the future and that Du can read minds, when Edward oder Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first Artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: Du see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let Du know who Brony Of The Monat is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, oder laughing....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see Du again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never sagte we weren't going to do...
continue reading...