I do think that Du probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add Mehr to the Liste when I find Mehr sites I think Du should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Du Links to the following sites, Du have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad Von the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS Du ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Du NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
1. Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying oder you'll get some action faster than a pit stier, bull on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Du want even if she is the kind who will out chug Du in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Du never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth oder dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth oder dare questions, which will help Du to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream Du have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality oder feature Du would like to change about yourself?
Do Du have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend oder boyfriend's friend?
Do Du think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
Sweetie Sweetheart My love Lover Pumpkin Baby Darling Sweetie Pie Baby Doll My Little Cabbage (French) Love of my Life Angel Beloved Dear Dearest Dear one Deary Flame Heart’s Desire Honey Bun Poubelle Honeybunch Lamb Jewel Loveling Pearl Pet Precious Princess Prince My Sweet Sugar Treasure True Love Beautiful Beauty Gem Saint Light of my Life Object of my Affection Angel Face Babe Buttercup Button Cherub Chica Dumpling Little Angel Little Darling Little Doll Number One Prize Tootsie Doll Face My Idol My Everything My Life Object of My Affection True Love One and Only Inamorata Inamorato My Passion Valentine Dove Honey Bunny Smoochy Babycake Dream Girl Dream...
I never thought I would be doing a Liste like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this Liste with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please Kommentar but be polite. Also, always Kommentar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers Du know. 12.Strangers Du don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to Löschen above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the ofen on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my Liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Du know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything oder eating anything Du might spit it oder something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the besen late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bucht they'd be bagels.