Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

man those wind tunnels really blew me away gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend Du socket instead gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Feudalism: its your Count that Stimmen gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his mantel and pants. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of sellerie up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Peacocks are meticulous because they Zeigen attention to de tail. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When a geier flies, he takes carrion luggage. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people sagte it was too long winded gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There were three Pferde on a ship including a sick bay. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

when she told me i was average, she was just being mean gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal Wand of puns gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

a math teacher got a pet papagei and taught it to talk. one Tag the papagei escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The ente sagte to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have halsband, kragen id gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Time flies like an arrow. Obst flies like a banana. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The best way to communicate with a fisch is to drop them a line. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Male deer have buck teeth. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A zoo had a kamel with no humps named 'Humphrey.' gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

to win at tug-of-war, Du must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One horse sagte to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the Frage gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One heuschrecke told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Moar puns pls. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Have Du ever heard of an honest cheetah? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Having your hand amputated must be a handful gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's OK to watch an elefant bathe as they usually have their trunks on. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

where do Bücher sleep?
under their covers gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Where do Du find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I stahl, stola his coat, call that jack it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

how do Du train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
Du give them a drill instructor gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

a man walked into a bar. a Sekunde man saw it and ducked just in time gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Doing Coca-Cola with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the seductive besen salesmen swept me off my feet gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

why won't a bike stand up Von itself?
its two tired gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. Du could say he has teleAPATHY gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I murder so many verses, Du can say I killed hip hop. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Got a black dog
Call it a hündin nigga gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I stahl, stola his coat, call that jack it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i bought a smoking jacke and blazer at a feuer sale gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

puns should be eradicated from existence gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I can't get this Squid Girl Anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

do Du know any chemistry jokes?
NaH gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the strand when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Shoot Du on Halloween call it trigger treating gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Priests hate cos/tan gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i used to be a Gold prospector, but it didn't really pan out gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I schlittschuh, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr