I was in Geometry this afternoon, and in the middle of the lesson, one of the boys in the back of the classroom jumps up and yells "Oh my god I have crabs guys!"
My teacher was so done with our class that he just put his head down on the schreibtisch and cried.

The funny thing about this is that I'm dead serious. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Rocky Picture has Lost his gun
Leave him out now, he's having fun gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A smile is a sign of joy, A hug is a sign of love, A laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me? Well that's a sign of good taste :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Annnnnnnd addicted to Draw Something....
Great. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Was looking for a Manga to download when I came upon a Manga about Hitler.

No I am not shitting you: link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hi gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

A good friend will bail Du out of jail, a best friend will be in the cell Weiter to Du saying "that was fucking awesome" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Dear 11 Jahr olds on Facebook with "it's complicated" What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Screw Sternberg I wanna go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Are Du a Belle, Beast, oder Gaston? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My maus froze in the middle of the screen when i was about to Suchen something on Google so i typed in "help, my maus froze in the middle of the screen" and then hit enter. Then I thought "how the hell am i gonna click on the link?" BLOND MOMENT! (no offense to any blonds) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ anyone's ♥ Wand ♥ who ♥made ♥ Du ♥ smile ♥ somewhere ♥ sometime ♥ in ♥ your ♥ life. ♥ ♥It ♥ may ♥ surprise ♥ Du ♥but ♥ check ♥ out ♥ how ♥ many ♥ come ♥ back. ♥ Thanks ♥ a ♥ lot ♥ for ♥ making ♥ me♥ smile! ♥ Put ♥ this ♥ back ♥ on ♥ my ♥ Wand ♥ if ♥ I ♥ ever ♥ made ♥ Du ♥ smile ♥ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

be a Fan of me oder be destroyed!! xD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The stupidity is strong with this one. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

News Anchor: Coming up next, why wont this guy share his ice cream cone with his girlfriend?!?!

Me: Is this an actual fucking news story? e_e gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The stupidity is strong in this one. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i'm SO severly stressed right now...least i have my Friends though... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Damn it someone_save_me now I can't help but think of Derpy everytime I watch Harry Potter and Luna is onscreen. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey, is anybody here a Fan of Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomolotist? It's a t.v. show. (there's no Fan club for it) Oh, well. Probably no one. I'll still post that arcticle I wrote about it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: "Why are there no snacks?"

Mother: "You ate 3 whole boxes of Pop-Tarts...."

Me: "Next time get 4." gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I know that Mary get these all the time ,but this one is for real.My sister and myself have been Fans from the beginning of her career and she has a burning desire to meet her.Well she now has cancer,had 3 tumors removed from her brain and future operations to come.It would be life altering if she could meet her idol...........Mary J Bilge.....could someone pass this along....It could mean a few Mehr days...charlessmith49@yahoo.com gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

this hündin deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! Weiter he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* sagte that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

LOL my Icon gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

this hündin deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! Weiter he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* sagte that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

LOL my Icon gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What is a super Fan , i haven't been on Fanpop for ages and i noticed there is a super Fan and I have never seen it before gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Brother: *Sees tv on.* "Oh Du were watching tv, huh?"

Me: "No, I watched a scary movie and needed a night light."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....What?" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

be my Fan gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey, You should care about this if Du support Idle no more, are Canadian, Liebe the environment/animals oder are First Nation/Native American. Those surveys that are going around in Canada about the pipelines are rigged! #1 to Agree, #2 Do not agree, and #3 Undecided....I pushed #2 and the voice sagte Du took too long to respond and the same message came back and I repeated the same thing...again it stated, Du took too long to respond, this happened two Mehr times and they hung up on me. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey im new :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*does 15 Minuten of homework*
*rewards self with 8 hours of aimless useless internet surfing* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am deeply alarmed as I have just been informed that I may (probably) be lactose intolerant. This is so deeply alarming because I live on a steady diet of macaroni and cheese, pizza, and sandwiches also featuring cheese. I'm startled. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The first Tag of spring break and its snowing. o_o gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

breyer a paint to going im gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I hate when I answer a Frage and as soon I give a good paragraph long answer (sometimes I'll put a good picture) it is deleted/reported. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Getting perfect attendance it worth it if I get something free like the Nook I just got today. o v o *Wonders how to Du turn it on and stuff* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Plue. I don't even know my reasons for joining this club, plue. Plue. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone known how to make great beef tacos?? I've been craving some the entire week! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

wow misha collins wow gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life. Doing screwed up shit to make screwed up shit happen. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Can someone help me hatch my shinx egg on pokefarm -

This is the link - [img]link

If that doesn't work please try - link]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDuNxFu~0DZ~][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/IDuNxFu~0DZ~6DuO2GZDc[/img][/url][/url]

Thanks in advance! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My computer thinks I need to sign up for a Christian dating website. I don't even religion. Make it stop. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

╔══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╗
♥ If Du have amazing COOL Friends put this on their Wand :-D♥
╚══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╝ gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Watched Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Parts 1 & 2, cried my eyes out. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oi my friend, now Du won't have to look me up. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Paint your smile on your lips gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

On the same day, I get my 400 Fan and the Glee spot gets 40 000 fans! WOO gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Don't start! Un-believing! Hold on to that feeling, yeaahh (of confusion .__.) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead. BUT read rhymes with lead. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

STUF normal! Randomness ROCKS!!! PONIES POOP BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"You don't need to make 100 friends, just make real Friends that Du care about 100 times as much. Even if Du only have one, so long as they're a friend Du really care about" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Gaymanstyel gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Swag gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The banner need to be changed look at it it brung bad luck no woner this club fails gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Write som on wal gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone else here speak a weird language? I mean, language that only Du yourself knows and other people don't know what it means. I do! My post below.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Xjdjaojcdq qhdoxua uxhskal cyajcllxaifoc isucjsm guvjsodm! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

omg i thought it was satrday gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm Not Smart But I'm Know What Are Du Guys Doing Everyday

BREATH gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hi gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So I've been listening to Aqua a lot recently, (because why the hell not) I listened to all their songs when I was a kid, BUT NOW I LISTEN TO THEM AND REALIZE HOW FREAKIN' DIRTY AND DISTURBING THE SONGS ACTUALLY ARE. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I was supposed to go to school today and then have spring break.. but, I got up too late for the bus, then it started snowing.. so my mom refused to drive so I got to stay home... with the popcorn my mom bought yesterday.. with my Anime episodes at the ready. YES. BEST Tag EVER. I Liebe Du THURSDAY. (It's weird because I usually have bad luck on Thursdays somehow.) >.> -Rant end.- gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

At 25 December That's Going To Be A Great Day!

Because The School Is Closed gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My mothers logic.

Accidents happen...

....but only a maximum of three times before it transforms into a diabolical plot to piss her off. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"I sting like a schmetterling and schlagen, punsch like a flea."- Si Robertson. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

it's spring time but i'm still drinking hot chocolate. mmmmmmm hot Schokolade <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I seriously don't understand why people hate on Nickelback. It's an extremely talented and meaningful band, so why would anyone hate on it like it's a useless band Singen about drugs, abuse and whores like today's Musik on radio? Musik like tNickleback needs to come back instead of what's playing currently. :) Green Day, Nickelback, everybody on that boat, if Du know what I mean gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's the first Tag of Spring...and it's SNOWING?! ;A; gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i put up a picture of one of my pictures not even asking for "someones" opinion, and i get bashed for it...

just another Tag in the Zufällig club.

OOPS! I mean

Just another Tag of being Sybil's victim

Who will it be next? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Lost 7 pounds in 7 days and I feel *sings* FABULOUS gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I answer a Frage and give them positive criticism, and I get bashed for saying it's good.

Just another Tag on the Zufällig club. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

we had P.E yesterday and we did long jump. my legs hurt so much that i cant walk up the stairs! also i have 5 really long hw for tomorrow. I'M DOOMED gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just started playing Bioshock.
My Ansichten on it?

Best. game. EVER.

I need to go buy it since I'm just borrowing it from a friend.
BUT OMG THAT GAME IS SO AWESOME.
I highly recommend Bioshock if Du haven't played it. :'D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

((I'm gonna have to start posting again because it's been too long.))

Heehee, I'll be back in a little while guys!
One of my Friends lended me Bioshock 1 & 2, so I'm gonna be playing it for a while.

I'm so excited! I finally get to play Bioshock! 8'D gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

im a pessimistic person i see the glass half empty even if its full gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

hehe, thats what she said....... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

tell me if this club is boring ?? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

wtf face book Block me for a Tag on a loki page its fuckig call rloo play gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I can't liiiiiive in a fairytale of liiiiies! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Can someone tell me how Zufällig works gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I wish my school would shrink. A lot. It takes me quite a bit to reach my classes. I'm never late though,now try getting to your class that is in the other side of the school while Du are limping. Somebody take my freaking knee out! I can't believe I tripped over my own feet and fell on the concrete sidewalk. Gosh Egypt,you are so smart for doing that and for wearing those long pants that have never made Du fall before but Du tripped on your own feet. Really? I feel idiotic. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I´M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOH gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So far this week sucks. I have the flu and spent all last weekend, yesterday, and today in bett freezing, then getting warm, throwing off my blankets, sleeping for about one oder two hours, then waking up freezing, and then hudling under my blankets again. I have a fever, headache, and get dizzy when i stand up. The only thing i've drank is ginger ale and water. The only thing i've had to eat are saltine, salz crackers. The point is i am sick and i hate it. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i wonder if ur house cat can tell ur really sad/heartbroken... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey Don't Take Some Motherfool! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I want to name my Weiter animal Fajita. Mostly because it makes me hungry. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

How many people here accounts' got hacked?! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The Community intro song is STUCK IN MY HEAD. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!"
zack: "what???" *herp derp face*
augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Is there anyone here who would like to have a s relationship with Schokolade besides me? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey beautiful people! can Du guys please follow me on Instagram? Will rtf (: smilesunshine626 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Am I the only girl around here...

Who doesn`t act like a complete b*tch on her period? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Walking,walking.. "go away" says someone in front.. "what?" I ask.. He says "you really need to stop stalking me.." .......... "Wtf, this is f****ing school,we are in a f***ing line! So i am not f***ing stalking you!"

But he was stalking the girl in front of him.... .3. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

In League of Legends I went 17/0/12 in pvp. Legendary the WHOLE game. My record for most kills and assists with a perfect "no death" game. ^^ As Du can imagine I am supremely proud of myself and I did with one of my Favorit champs Akali. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Goes on the Action and Adventure section of Netflix.*

*Sees Dora The Explorer*

"I'm out." gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

painis weakness leaving the body gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du Know What?

Anime Is From Japan gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr