"your package was delivered to Sweet apfel, apple Acres"
"what?! it was supposed to be delivered to Rarity's Boutique!"
"oh. okay, but now the package was for Applejack, and she's at Sweet apfel, apple Acres"
"yes, it's FOR Applejack, but I will be delivering it to her"
"uhhh.... that's my job"
*facehoof* "it's a gift FOR Applejack, FROM me"
"(gasp) what if she opens it?! it shouldn't go to Sweet apfel, apple Acres! oh wait! it went to Sweet ACORN Orchard instead. oh-ho-ho-ho! well, that's a relief!" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I know things will never be the same
Time we Lost will never be replaced
I'm the reason Du forgot to love
So do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again
No, do-o-on't
Be scared to live again
Be scared to live again gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Waiting for Trump's reaction tweet now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so, Biden's the new president now gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i'm 23 years old, and i still haven't found my girl. i know the saying "being single means you're free", but after all this time, it's startin' to get a bit lonely for me gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

NoNoobs came back with another account to call me a n*gger. Somebody reported him before I could say anything. Du would think the admins would ban his IP from here. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sadly, it seems that Nuri's account is gone. Hopefully, he finds a way to come back. He's a great member of this club and of Fanpop in general. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

wow! these elections are... definitely weird gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

least we have december to look foward too gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

100 years later, and people are still wondering if Trump oder Biden won. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

it almost never snows here in the Albanian capital city, but i remember - almost 3 years Vor - it was so cold, it actually DID snow. a lot. for almost 3 days straight gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Turkey's killer earthquake from a few days Vor is really reminding me of the 2 earthquakes from last Jahr that almost tore Albanien in half. and i experienced the first one when it hit, 'cause it happened before i moved to Canada for a year. but the Sekunde one.... i've heard from family and Friends that the Sekunde earthquake here in Albanien was the definition of a nightmare gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

For all the people who died in Turkey ✴︎ Greece.

It's been a few days since the earthquake hit but still bodies remain underground.

May God rest their souls in peace. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Im back from the military to raise morale for election week. Hi guys gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

why do i have a feeling Trump's gonna win the election again?
i don't know why i feel like this. can't explain it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care that I had to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway, start-und landebahn to get back here to have Du smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

We were strangers, on a crazy adventure.
🎶 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so, it's NoNutNovember again, huh? meh, i never gave a damn about it, so i don't care if i lose gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

@Americans Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm tired of this No Nut November Nonsense
Why should we as stressed adults have to hold back our Liebe custard for the sake of two Minuten of acknowledgement for a made up holiday. Well I refuse. In fact, I already made four donations to the spank bank while typing this.
Boycott Procrastination of your Masturbation
No to No Nut November gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Who would win in a bare knuckle straße fight?
Crash Bandicoot
or
Crash and The Boys gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hope y'all had a fun, safe, and healthy scare Tag yesterday gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

am i the only one here who watched Forged in feuer every now and then? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

sooo... how was your Halloween? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hey Everyone
One last Halloween post of the spooky month
Du know how much a bag of Süßigkeiten costs? $10.99
Du know how much an Xbox costs? $399.99, not including the $70 game Du gotta buy for it
This post was made Von the Fuck Weihnachten Crew gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

''I'm sueing that Grand Theft Auto game for being innapropate for my child when the cover clearly stated 'not for kids''.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

May everyone have a safe, spoopy, fun, lovely, magical and especially happy Halloween!!! 🧡🖤🎃 Trick oder Treat.~ >:3🍬 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so far, Wolfwalkers sits at a 96% "Certified Fresh" on Rotten Tomatoes, and at a 87/100 on Metacritic. looks like Cartoon Saloon are back with another animated masterpiece gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Miss going to Rize 🎶

link gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wars
Earthquakes
Diseases
Sick bastards
Evil people
Hunger
Mehr and Mehr fucked up things in this world..
Don't lose your strength, keep moving on, schlucken your pain and keep living because life is still beautiful. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

it's 6 PM down here in Albania, and we ALREADY have kids knocking on our door for candy. usually, they wait 'til it's at least 8 oder 8:30 PM, but i guess they wanted to do it earlier this year. but honestly, i don't have candies in my house anyway, so usually, i don't answer the door gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Happy Cocktober everyone
I hope Du all get boned and stoned. In whichever order Du prefer gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

happy Halloween y'all! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

R.I.P. NA Magia Record. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

You've been red pilled
You've been blue pilled
Some of Du have even been black pilled
But have any of Du heard of the illustrious brown pill? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Everyone says the bank robbery misson of GTA4 is so hard without cheats, it's really not.. Just stay in cover and don't go out in the open.. And going back down to the tunnels will make escaping the cops far easier gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

tomorrow's Halloween again.... which means we'll be getting kids knocking on our doors every 5 Minuten asking for candy..... *sigh* joy -_- gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I don't why swears are still considered bad, they just feel normal, least online.. I don't really swear offline, just feels awkward gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

click like on this if Du like me XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guy: *sings 'WAP' Von Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion*
Pastor: "What does 'WAP' mean?"
Guy: "Uhhh... worship and praise...?"
Pastor: "I'm gonna give God some WAP today!"

😂

Just thought I'd throw this joke out here. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just noticed today that I went from a Dedicated Fan to a Die Hard one in here. Mehr Medaillen from other Clubs have also been coming up.

Funny how they Zeigen up these last two years that my Contributions are being kept to a minimum yet nothing was Wird angezeigt up during my Zurück 6 years of daily activity XD !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

that moment when the hottest girl in your class agrees to go on a datum with you... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Friendship is magic! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

We made a time capsule for 3020.

Inside it:

The Sekunde stimulus check. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh my god, everyone
The Weiter Smash tournament is taking place on Epstein Island
Get ready to smash, kids gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so i'm on a marathon of re-watching old Equals Three episodes from strahl, ray William Johnson (back when he was one of the titans of YouTube), and the nostalgia's hitting me like a train right now gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Shitty Days: *exists*

Me: Can I at least get my coffee first?

Shitty Days: Ahhahahahaaahahaaaa--BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA---NO. Now get up dumbass, we've got a full schedule today. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Well, fuck. Du know how, like, no-one ever gives a shit IRL? Well, no-one really gives a shit IRL. What the fuck is this world... what am I doing? Why does nothing give satisfaction anymore, like grinding in an idle phone game, where you're supposed to get a reward from grinding, but Du never really get anything good, oder just keep grinding for no fucking reason. I'm sick of my life. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"Mr. Stark..... i don't feel so good" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I feel bad whenever online Friends open up to me about dysfunctional homelives, as I don't have one, my family is pretty normal.. though we are dealing with my aunt's husband having slept around, and barely helping in the divorse.. We all having cut ties with him, and now covid is making me depressed about the fact I can't drive, but I gotten better now, still can't, just get invited to Mehr things.. Least covid made me Mehr sociable somehow.. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Balto?
Mehr like I'm about to Balt out of this room and jump off a bridge and scream "Oooooooooooooooooo" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hello, I'm the private dick
Ready for another private dicking gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I play a lot of grand theft auto, so put all the words I know the translatons for to those who don't know..

Homie/Homes - Bro/Pal

Clip - Assasinate/Kill

Amigo - Spanish word for ''friend'', Michael likes to use it..

Heist - Robbery

Job - Heist

Nark - Undercover Cop

Pigs - Police gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

The Lion Guard was shit. and not just because it wanted to make us believe Lion King 2 never happened. no, as a Zeigen based on one of Disney's most beloved properties, it's really appalling at how much it butchers the Lion King canon just to make a cheap, quick buck gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Du thought Du had me fooled
I'm tellin' Du now objection overruled
🎶 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

can somebody explain to me how and why the hell did a song like WAP blew up?
i mean, i get why Blinding Lights and Say So became famous, but why WAP? it's a filthy song about pussy and whores. normally, i wouldn't mind that, but WAP is just filth gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm now taking sociology in addition to my computer classes. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Okay, Musik lyrics...
Um.....
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lovecustard
Nutter Buster
Punk of Spunk
I can keep going all night, people gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I am the game, Du don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way Du can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way Du can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know Du can't take me.
🎶 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I've become so numb
I can't feel Du there
Become so tired
So much Mehr aware
I'm becoming this
All i want to do
Is be Mehr like me
And be less like you

~R.I.P Chester Bennington of Linkin Park gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So long, Khabib Nurmagomedov. The UFC won't be the same without you. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know
When Du pour that milch and creamer into your coffee
Du can see the darkness of the black just go away
With that nice creamy white texture taking over
Blending into a nice comfy color
As the white takes over the black
What I'm trying to say is
If Du don't drink your coffee black
You're a fucking filthy racist gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

in about 2 years from now, it'll be my 10th Jahr anniversary of being on Fanpop
if i remember right, i launched this account all the way back around New Year's Eve 2012 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so.... Twitter decided to "cancel" Chris Pratt AGAIN... for supporting Donald Trump?? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Stand User: Donald Trump

Stand: orange Trumpet ChInA-MeXiCo Wand With Disinfectant Spray And Twitter Civil War.
Stand ability: Allows for any variety of stupid shit sagte Von the Stand owner to somehow sound reasonable to his followers. Spewing nonsense to the public allows for the Sekunde half of the ability 'Twitter Civil War' to activate, boosting the effectiveness of burning the brain cells of his followers for easier persuasion while using Twitter as a distraction. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

we did a whole lotta grocery shoppin' earlier today. so just in case Albanien goes into a Sekunde lockdown because of COVID, i'm pretty sure we'll have enough Essen for the Weiter 2 weeks gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fanpop, Du should know Von now that the site's new layout is dogshit and Du need to Abbrechen it! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh god, new Fanpop is weird. Glad there's a "use classic Fanpop option".
Anyways, randomly mentioning this site exists to a person on Twitter as a polling site is weird. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It's such a shame we're worlds apart

🎶 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Guys, let's be real
Sex
Kinda overrated
In fact
Let's just Abbrechen sex
Sex is cancelled
If Du have it
You're going to jail gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Dish looks perfect*

*Sauce looks good*

*Properly seasoned*

*Tastes amazing*

Gordon Ramsey be like: Why is there no taste on this extremely thin section of fat that no one eats?! Du fucking bag of unseasoned collard green juice, you're a disgrace of a chef! Get the hell outta my küche and quit your life Du goddamn sewage waste sandwich! Set your house on fire! Fry your soul in three week old speck grease and fuck off! lamm SAUCE! WHERE'S THE lamm SAUCE! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

would Du explore a supposedly haunted ghost town in the middle of the night, for $4 million? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so The Weeknd just dropped the brand-new, official Musik video for "Too Late" last night. i just saw it, and..... dear sweet holy baby Jesus! just when we thought After Hours couldn't get any Mehr fucked up... Abel steps in and changes everything.
god knows what the Musik video for "Faith" is gonna be like. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

watchng those really old smash videos, back when it was just Ian and Anthony.. they were so great back then, and even now, Ian seems to be the only highlight to any new ones.. not that I seen to many new ones gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Protip: don't watch Final Destination the night before your surgery. oder do, if Du want to make the trip Mehr exciting. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

YouTube shadow bans Pewdiepie... for literally no reason at all!
when even the site's biggest and most famous content creator isn't safe, sicher from Susan's Zufällig hate-boner (that she apparently adores so much), it just makes it even Mehr obvious that the end of YouTube is coming gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

well, looks like i'm the only one here right now.
damn you, time zones! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Maine Coon kitties :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Are Du familiar with the classic stop motion monkey head?
Yeah, you're in the know, buddy
Du get it gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What should my Weiter Wand post be about? Oh...wait.... gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

so we just got a teaser trailer for Disney's Raya and the Lost Dragon, AND the official trailer of the new Animaniacs reboot. this is a pretty interesting Tag so far gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Thick Thighs Save Lives!

But they can also crush oder choke them out of people.

Your call !!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Zufällig words gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Life is not short Du are. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

If Wind still ships me to Seras. I'm not even mad anymore.. If Seras is my girlfriend, that means a blonde chick for England is all mine.. And that’s awesome XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know when Du find porn and Du tell people, like your girlfriend oder your grandma that it's just for a friend?
Well that friend is me
And you're gonna hand that porn over right now
This is non-negotiable gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Any adult whos like a teacher oder a parent oder something that genuinely enjoys fucking with the minds of kids Von being a petty arsch adult who can't stand a kid seeing through their web of dumb bullshit:
Kind of a faggot, not gonna lie gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du are my fire
The one desire
Believe when i say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When Du say
That i want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear Du say
I want it that way gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

That one guy that everyone likes

Til the party's over

And he realizes that no one actually gave a genuine fuck to begin with. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Timber sagte he's half canadian.. well I'm half irish, well french actually, but my mom's sde irish, so sounds kühler gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: *has an important errand to run* Okay, so I have enough time to fuck around with so I can do it later

*Sets reminders for important errand*

Also me: *Forgets about errand along with the fact that my phone is on silent/do not disturb and rushes to do errand at the last Sekunde amd barely makes it to errand location on time to take care of sagte errand* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Anyone remember asking for the website to be changed? Neither do I. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i might be half-Canadian, but i've never been in Ottawa before. i've only been in Toronto gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

To all Du people who wanna fuck monsters
Stop calling yourself monster fuckers
We prefer Du call the deed The Monster Mash
The Graveyard Smash is acceptable too gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I'm not tryna talk at all
'Cause i'm tryna Liebe Du crazy
Put some Mehr inside your cup
And drink 'til Du numb the pain
I got 'em touchin' on their bodies
These girls keep touchin' on their bodies
They got accustomed to the life we live
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous
I got 'em thinking that they want me
Although they know they're not the only
I got 'em wantin' to embrace their sins
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Sonic, after getting tired of ruining his own series of games, has decided to stick his slimy dick into the Fall Guys scene. Now Du can hate both five Jahr olds and Sonic a little bit Mehr when they steal your egg gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

it's been scientifically proven that a cat's purr can annihilate anxiety and depression gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

first facebook, now fanpop.. eveything keeps changing to ways I find harder to understand gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr