Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: How To Be An Annoying Fan

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posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand Von for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if Du say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No Mehr Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

Du didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN Du READ?

problemo solved!

This is Du captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i sagte KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to KISS Du monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before Du do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

Du didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something Du don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can Du think of even of one time I have played a trick oder even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the Liebe Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE Du FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if Du see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like Peanuts and I like butter, but I do not like erdnuss butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" oder the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are Du kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Du go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice oder it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

Du must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, Du are a traitor! Don't Du know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make Du do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When Du see a Liebe ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches Du while you're writing: I'm scheming here!

mostar1219 likes this

peacebaby7 I died at the last one.

Mother-of-PoM You mean the scheming one? XD

Skilene17 @Mother-of-PoM: That one was pretty good.

Mother-of-PoM xD Thank you

peacebaby7 @Mother-of-PoM: Yeah. I'm using that one most definitely. XD

Skilene17 Agreed.

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All that is well and good - Chapter 1: Chained

posted by BirdG

This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed Von unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The Tiere feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black wolke on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 3/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked Von the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....

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The Goo changer (Part 2) side affects

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:Zoo closing (same Tag of Part 1)

Kowalski:Everyone I am close to figuring out Have's problem, but I also figured out there will be side affects.

Skipper:Like what?

Kowalski:Mood swings,instant weakness, expanding of feelings--

Skipper:Have have feelings?

Private: Everyone have feelings?

Kowalski:AS I WAS SAYING, expanding of feelings, and an erg to destroy.

Private: Like Rico

Sipper:Yes..Keep have away from Rico when he get to those ergs.

(Have goes to the oben, nach oben the habitat)
Have:Hey guys

Private:How are Du feeling?

Have:Normal. Why?

Kowalski:Not feeling weird at all?

Have: No....

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Horror Stories

posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear oder excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as Du can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....

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The pinguin Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his Sekunde Jahr at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see Du again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - sagte Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, beliebt and really cool. What else he needed to datum every girl he wanted to datum with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....

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Kowalski's Tag Off!

posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski's Tag Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the Wand with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can Du explain to us why Du have...

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New Hero

posted by SkipperXLisa

The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the Weiter area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...

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diffrent pom Fans

posted by fun123fun

there are alot of diffrent pom Fans here but wich one are you?

1:the paring Fan

discription: likes paring people up in the Zeigen
NOTE: if its 2 guys like kico oder pripper its a frendship paring NOT Liebe LOVE!
sgins of fans:like parings and make cute nicknames epechily skilene

2:fangirls/boys
discriptoion: fangirls/boys are in Liebe in with the chariters and come in two modes
miled
CRAZY!
sings of fans: talks about how they Liebe him/her

3:pom/WWE fans

discription:there Fans that like pom and wwe
signs of fans: post oder respond to Fragen like "wich one would win in a fight? jhon cena oder rico?"

4:pom/anime...

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chapter 6: Athena's phone is the bomb! literally.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Dr. Blow-WHAT?" Neko probably thinking of a disturbing word asked.

"Dr. Blwhole" Athena corrected. She looked at her phone in despare. "What do Du think he did to it?"

"I don't know...Maybe we should take the battery out?" I tried picking the phone up. But it seemed heavier.

"Is their a new program on your phone?" Neko took it from me and turned it on. He looked into deep thinking, then looked up at me. "I'm really sorry Widget for blaming you. I should've heard your side of the story."

'Well if I did tell you, Du would've though I was mental!' I thought.

"S'ok. Things happen. It's just the phone-...

specail anaucement Von fun123fun and war pinguin

posted by warpenguin

I want Du to know that we are makeing a new account we are telling Du this because we dont want to think we are just people that are copying them so we just want Du to know (exsep for me war penguin)

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A pinguin Liebe Story

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper yawned and stirred his coffee with his fish. Kowalski was preforming electrical tests on Rico, to see if an idea can really be zapped into someone's mind. Private was dusting in the corner. A typical Tag at the zoo.

"SO WHAT?
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR
I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES,"
P!nk's voice shook the air from the radio. Skipper went from sleepy to ready. "ALL HANDS!!! INTRUDER ALERT!" He shouted. All penguins dropped what they were doing ,though Kowalski was a little reluctant to stop a science experiment.

The Penguins were ready for action as they stood in fighting form. Skipper narrowed his...

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that Du do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who Du are and the dreams that Du wish
i bet Du know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz Du know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest Fan i'll follow Du until Du Liebe me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl Du know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase Du down till Du Liebe me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...

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Fanfiction Contest WINNER!!!!!

posted by krazy4kowalski

And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: Home Sweet Home was entertaining and realistic. She sagte that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This Artikel will be gepostet on both sites.

Spongebobers, Du now have to post an Artikel on your site about how much Du Liebe POM. Du have until Weiter Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a kappe and brings it over to the tabelle to Zeigen skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which Du call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Kowalski with a socke puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: Hey guys, have Du seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com