Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: How To Be An Annoying Fan

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posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand Von for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if Du say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No Mehr Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

Du didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN Du READ?

problemo solved!

This is Du captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i sagte KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to KISS Du monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before Du do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

Du didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something Du don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can Du think of even of one time I have played a trick oder even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the Liebe Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE Du FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if Du see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like Peanuts and I like butter, but I do not like erdnuss butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" oder the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are Du kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Du go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice oder it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

Du must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, Du are a traitor! Don't Du know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make Du do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When Du see a Liebe ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches Du while you're writing: I'm scheming here!

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peacebaby7 I died at the last one.

Mother-of-PoM You mean the scheming one? XD

Skilene17 @Mother-of-PoM: That one was pretty good.

Mother-of-PoM xD Thank you

peacebaby7 @Mother-of-PoM: Yeah. I'm using that one most definitely. XD

Skilene17 Agreed.

garage Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long Tag after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garage was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed pinguin was staring down at Blue. "So Du came Private."

"So it is Du Kiki.." He raced vorwärts-, nach vorn only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are Du doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't Du Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

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They're looking at you!

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The best Men i know

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Source: Me

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

added by skipperahmad

Source: memecenter

I Liebe This Penguins!!!

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I Liebe This Penguins!!!

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I Work Alone (5. Nathan's Partner)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: Here's the Weiter chapter. I decided to post both of them because
(1) I had them already typed out on my computer
(2) I didn't update the story for a while
(3) I wanted to celebrate 2014!
Also, this chapter is in nobody's PoV. The other chapters (except otherwise noted) will be in Nathan's PoV. Enjoy!

“Nathan didn’t always work alone,” explained Leo. “He had a partner –Billy.”

“What happened?” asked Private.

“I’ll get to that part soon,” sagte Leo. “Together, Billy and he were one of the best.”

He glanced at Skipper. “Perhaps Du know them, Skipper.”

Skipper...

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took Du when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the oben, nach oben bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't Du tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell Du what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on oben, nach oben Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank Du for participating
in...

Live Without Liebe Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed Von fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way Home from getting snow-cones. " I do Liebe myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his regenbogen one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are Du so blue? Du Liebe snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I Liebe them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would Du care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother pinguin and a father pinguin with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest pinguin couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even Mehr happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

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A New Crush Chapter 7

posted by Number1SkippFan

Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

So this morning I did my daily staring at Skipper while he sleeps, then watched him drink his fisch coffee, then watched him preform for the humans. Happy morning!

Kowalski's POV:
Why is Kat always Schauspielen like that around Skipper? Hmm, Von my calculations...that means...woah!...how is Skipper going to react to that?
End of Kowalski's POV

The lemurs came over to our habitat once the humans left.
I knew this wouldn't end well

"I caught Du girly penguin!" the tallest lemur sagte to me

"Caught me doing what?" I shot back

"You like the stupidy bossy pinguin for...

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All Good Things Come to an End - Chapter Two

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do Du see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. oder it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...

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No Titel Yet!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's Liebe of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching Filme together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, Du can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if Du really...

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Why I Liebe PoM!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

1. It's funny!
2. The characters have been worked on. I like stuff where the characters all have their own personality.
3. I would never have found Fanpop if not for PoM!
4. Mort is adorable!
5. So is Private!
6. The Animation is awesome. I suck at animation. The best I can do is some weird blue monkey head with pelz sticking out of its eyeballs.
7. None of the characters are annoying!
8. It's different. Most shows aren't like it.
9. If you're sad, oder worried, Du can just watch PoM and you'll feel better. It works every time.
10. It's even fun to watch with the sound turned down! (You should try it--it's...

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Celeste Chapter 15

posted by legendary7

Every one stood in shock from what they had just seen. Celeste still seemed deep in thought. But the thing on her mind was wiped away, when Private wrapped his fin around her waist and pulled her toward him. She smiled, as her herz raced. His saphire eyes gleamed at her golden ones. It seemed hard to breathe.
"All right, let's get back to set up our shelter." Skipper said, clearing his throat at the awkward feeling for the rest of his boys.
"Right," Celeste answered obediently.
All the rest of the afternoon, Celeste acted peculiar. Something was upsetting her. Private was competely bewildered...