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posted by Mother-of-PoM
All right boys, stand Von for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if Du say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No Mehr Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

Du didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN Du READ?

problemo solved!

This is Du captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i sagte KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to KISS Du monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before Du do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

Du didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something Du don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can Du think of even of one time I have played a trick oder even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the Liebe Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE Du FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if Du see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like Peanuts and I like butter, but I do not like erdnuss butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" oder the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are Du kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Du go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice oder it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

Du must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, Du are a traitor! Don't Du know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make Du do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When Du see a Liebe ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches Du while you're writing: I'm scheming here!
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Brain Drain
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Nigth and Dazed
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Source: (c) DREAMWORKS/NICK & ME
added by hanz1192
Source: Alienated
added by Lt_Kowalski
Source: Kowalski Malkowicz
added by eugb
Source: I took the picture
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added by Icicle1penguin
Source: :O
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Source: YouTube
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added by rico911910
Source: I am the super hero of ohio...yes, I am from Ohio
added by knocktimerico
MLP is my little pony and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person. 
   "Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a baum with a door and windows."Do Du think they might have seen the missing person?"
   They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door. 
    "Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
    "We're looking for a missing person," sagte Private. He wasn't surprised Von the horn; after all,...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get Home dry.
It was inevitable, however. Von the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...
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The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo Tiere about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other Tiere from exiting it. Can the Penguins...
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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