Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: How To Be An Annoying Fan

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posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand Von for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if Du say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No Mehr Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

Du didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN Du READ?

problemo solved!

This is Du captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i sagte KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to KISS Du monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before Du do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

Du didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something Du don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can Du think of even of one time I have played a trick oder even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the Liebe Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE Du FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if Du see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like Peanuts and I like butter, but I do not like erdnuss butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" oder the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are Du kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Du go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice oder it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

Du must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, Du are a traitor! Don't Du know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make Du do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When Du see a Liebe ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches Du while you're writing: I'm scheming here!

mostar1219 likes this

peacebaby7 I died at the last one.

Mother-of-PoM You mean the scheming one? XD

Skilene17 @Mother-of-PoM: That one was pretty good.

Mother-of-PoM xD Thank you

peacebaby7 @Mother-of-PoM: Yeah. I'm using that one most definitely. XD

Skilene17 Agreed.

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper

Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team pinguin who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.

Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (2) Diagnosis

posted by peacebaby7

It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent Mehr time at the pond outlying the village and Von themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari away. “Stop it!” He cried laughing.

“You...

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His Best Friend In the World

posted by werockz

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 Minuten ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to bett and slept.

The next...

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The Final Word (Chapter 1)

posted by BrightLight92

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The pinguin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help Von digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

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Fragen for Bob Schooley

posted by JHNguyen93

For those of Du who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), Du know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some Fan Fragen from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your Fragen in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No Fragen involving the new series Bob's working on. Du know which one I'm talking about....

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in bett last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I Liebe The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies Abbrechen the Zeigen on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but Mehr importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our Liebe for POM & our talents together & keep...

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Mehr Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first Tag at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Du and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me Mehr about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Du can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

The Apartments Menagerie

posted by JediPenguin16

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what Du think.

In the herz of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab baum sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the Weiter morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried Von Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do Du know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a milch bottle.

Skipper: right Private Du go and get the milch bottle for the maus the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time Du woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - oder someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the Weiter mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking Mehr water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the messer then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny messer (starts stabbing the messer on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...

A Big Mistake

posted by Ninjaorca

Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Du took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See Du on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Operation Time-warp Chapter 2

posted by Saracuda

S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr

The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: straße sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...

Another Poem for Doris ( I gepostet this before but now it's rewritten)

posted by ___Sophie___

Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too

The scientist's Liebe has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Du Tag and night
In my herz there is no that is second
You'll always be the apfel, apple of my eye

I'll Suchen the world
Near and far then high and low
My Liebe will show
Just to hold Du gently
Don't want to let Du go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Liebe and Science
I am deeply torn Von desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper sagte " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Liebe has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
oder gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every Tag u schlagen, punsch a lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Frage Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Hero (Verse Two)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

And here is verse two of the Hero.
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Cadet sat in the shade of the baum that was planted in the courtyard. She watched the other animals. She watched as some hugged and stayed in groups. As she looked around, no one was alone, no one but her. Each Tag she did this, looking out as all the kids laughed and played.

The guys playing around with the girls and the girls getting revenge on the guys.

Each Tag she wished that someone would at least come up and talk to her. Make small talk, something that at least lets her know that she was not forgotten.

Each day...

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The Hidden Finale (Chapter XII - Victory Brawl)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Skipper and Rico brawled with Blowhole. Kowalski had time to create a portal to our HQ. As we escaped from my beautiful paradise, we saw Blowhole's and Skipper's crustacean warriors down. It was two against one. We knew we couldn't let Skipper and Rico down. So, we helped Skipper and Rico fight. It was a long fight. After a few hours, Blowhole was defeated. He fled swiftly into his HQ and sagte that he will plan another plot to steal our weapons.

As we high-fived to our victory, we were thinking about something in Denmark that we forgot. THE LEMURS!

"They will be fine. Anyways, they are stinkin'...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 1- A Bittersweet Surprise

posted by Katie_Kat200

Please, again, do not ask, why its called what its called. (TBRttMoN stands for The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere) The truth will be revealed soon. Ha, ha. Well... I decided to continue this. I still need your guys opinions on this fan-fic. And also I need two Mehr characters. I will decide on who Du will play. So... yeah. Read and review (please?)

Kowalski was busy working on some blueprints for some invention that would eventually help mankind oder destroy them all. Who knows…? Suddenly, Kowalski’s pinguin eyebrows twitched. Something wasn’t right. Something was out of place. There...