ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.
ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: Du thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes Du have been in today.
ME: Midget Tag Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were Du gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess Du were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could Du possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: Du can't sing. Du can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, Du Zeigen me what Du got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks oder so but monsters were around
A Million years Vor but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Singen birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when Du share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what Du feel inside is not just Liebe persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone Du knew and If Du had a kürbis they might like that too
And although Du may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Liebe on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: Du have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.
ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: Du thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes Du have been in today.
ME: Midget Tag Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were Du gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess Du were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could Du possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: Du can't sing. Du can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, Du Zeigen me what Du got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks oder so but monsters were around
A Million years Vor but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Singen birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when Du share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what Du feel inside is not just Liebe persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone Du knew and If Du had a kürbis they might like that too
And although Du may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Liebe on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: Du have no holiday spirit.
1.Determine how many times a week Du eat oder want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 oder 10.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, Du never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Weiter in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Du know that face oder a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Du don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Weiter in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Du know that face oder a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Du don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're hemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Du Liebe them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch oder stumach
step 8.Say i Liebe Du again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singen my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Du hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're hemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Du Liebe them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch oder stumach
step 8.Say i Liebe Du again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singen my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Du hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your schreibtisch oder forehead.
2 = If Du have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Weiter oben, nach oben Model every day.
8 = Ask them every Tag to sit Weiter to them at lunch, but at lunch say Du were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If Du have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Weiter oben, nach oben Model every day.
8 = Ask them every Tag to sit Weiter to them at lunch, but at lunch say Du were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
Von Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Du happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he oder she will never turn his oder her back on you...... oder betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Du and stick its self to greed.
Du cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Du can never again.
He/she will leave Du disappointed and let Du down.
Why should Du look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Du have God with his Liebe all wrapped around you.
Von Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Du happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he oder she will never turn his oder her back on you...... oder betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Du and stick its self to greed.
Du cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Du can never again.
He/she will leave Du disappointed and let Du down.
Why should Du look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Du have God with his Liebe all wrapped around you.
