ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.
ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: Du thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes Du have been in today.
ME: Midget Tag Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were Du gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess Du were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could Du possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: Du can't sing. Du can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, Du Zeigen me what Du got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks oder so but monsters were around
A Million years Vor but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Singen birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when Du share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what Du feel inside is not just Liebe persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone Du knew and If Du had a kürbis they might like that too
And although Du may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Liebe on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: Du have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.
ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: Du thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes Du have been in today.
ME: Midget Tag Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were Du gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess Du were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could Du possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: Du can't sing. Du can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, Du Zeigen me what Du got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks oder so but monsters were around
A Million years Vor but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the Singen birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when Du share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what Du feel inside is not just Liebe persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone Du knew and If Du had a kürbis they might like that too
And although Du may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Liebe on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: Du have no holiday spirit.
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most Filme of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 Minuten in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If Du want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most Filme of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 Minuten in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If Du want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the Musik was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If Du are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the Musik was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If Du are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are Fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 Fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are Fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 Fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
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