ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: Du are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET Du FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: Du graubraun, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought Du picked a Tag out of a hat for that oder something.

ME: Süßigkeiten Tag is when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day. It's when I say it is Süßigkeiten Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: Du thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas Friends to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes Du have been in today.

ME: Midget Tag Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were Du gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess Du were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could Du possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: Du can't sing. Du can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, Du Zeigen me what Du got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks oder so but monsters were around

A Million years Vor but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the Singen birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when Du share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what Du feel inside is not just Liebe persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone Du knew and If Du had a kürbis they might like that too

And although Du may scare them, they won't go away, because we all Liebe on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: Du have no holiday spirit.