This is another chain mail I found, but this one is probably my favourite ever! I can laugh for hours, so enjoy =D
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually sagte in court, word for word, taken down and published Von court reporters. Just goes to Zeigen how bad the law profession has gotten.
ATTORNEY: Are Du sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were Du in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: Du forget? Can Du give us an example of something Du forgot?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband sagte to Du that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do Du know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: Du do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the Weiter morning?
WITNESS: Did Du actually pass the bar exam?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were Du present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are Du shittin' me?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the datum of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were Du doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are Du for real? Your Honour, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: Von death.
ATTORNEY: And Von whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do Du suppose terminated it?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can Du describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male oder a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have Du performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would Du like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did Du go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do Du recall the time that Du examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the tabelle wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are Du qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are Du qualified to ask that question?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before Du performed the autopsy, did Du check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did Du check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did Du check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when Du began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can Du be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my schreibtisch in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually sagte in court, word for word, taken down and published Von court reporters. Just goes to Zeigen how bad the law profession has gotten.
ATTORNEY: Are Du sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were Du in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: Du forget? Can Du give us an example of something Du forgot?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband sagte to Du that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do Du know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: Du do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the Weiter morning?
WITNESS: Did Du actually pass the bar exam?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were Du present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are Du shittin' me?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the datum of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were Du doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are Du for real? Your Honour, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: Von death.
ATTORNEY: And Von whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do Du suppose terminated it?
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can Du describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male oder a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have Du performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would Du like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did Du go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do Du recall the time that Du examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the tabelle wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are Du qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are Du qualified to ask that question?
_________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before Du performed the autopsy, did Du check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did Du check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did Du check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when Du began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can Du be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my schreibtisch in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."
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Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat oder use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.
Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that Du can feel the developers Liebe and care in it. They make Updates frequently for the game and...
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Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that Du can feel the developers Liebe and care in it. They make Updates frequently for the game and...
Let this indie Titel be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if Du play a game weeks oder even months in advance before Du actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse oder for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.
So to elaborate, I am not a Fan of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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So to elaborate, I am not a Fan of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
Hello everyone and welcome to the Weiter half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg
In the Kürzlich years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Schreiben behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Mitmachen the ranks of washed up directors like...
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In the Kürzlich years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Schreiben behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Mitmachen the ranks of washed up directors like...
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
