found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your Fragen to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"
17.When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your Fragen to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"
17.When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see Du again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I sagte YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do Du mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the Zeigen today! BYE! I HOPE Du ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the oben, nach oben of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bär and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Du hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Du can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Du were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Zufällig person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Du cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Zufällig girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Du are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Du are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz oder dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bär and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Du hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Du can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Du were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Zufällig person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Du cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Zufällig girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Du are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Du are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz oder dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana
if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana
your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana
if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana
your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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