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found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Fragen to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"

17.When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much Mehr that we could do
Du can't stop this girl from falling Mehr in Liebe with you
Du sagte 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...
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I'm bored so this Artikel is Zufällig anyways...

1. Like- it makes Du seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- Du have to have Mehr words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane oder out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what Du call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, Du have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. Du can name Mehr types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean Du would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a Sekunde thought.

4. Everyone Du know listens to country Musik like a Sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people Kommentar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", Du know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I Liebe this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I Liebe the way
ed told her " i will give Du half of my
life if Du give me half yours". Than
winry sagte "how about i give Du all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The Zeigen SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Zeigen SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed Von a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine Minuten of the Zeigen may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob oder Caillou, in which Bilder change Mehr slowly, oder to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy bär on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Essen while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the küche and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the küche was when Tina got Home she saw what the küche was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their Home the Teddy bär was hiding in the küche cupboard as it chuckled...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are Du doing something?" oder "Have Du eaten already?" are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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