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found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Fragen to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"

17.When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Liebe no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Du ever say I just walked away
I will always want Du
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Du

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Liebe
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Du ever did was break me
Yeah, Du wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Du high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Du let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever sagte to me

10. "If Du keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was gepostet on my Fanpop Wand Von Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her Wand letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do Du want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Du make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Du get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Du through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by joe-kerr
Hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Zitate are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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