Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kreuz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
O_O I Liebe THE Zeigen SO Zufällig I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I Liebe ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE Zeigen CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Süßigkeiten freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred Du OK!! ice cream o_o
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I Liebe ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE Zeigen CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Süßigkeiten freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred Du OK!! ice cream o_o
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are Du really typing now oder is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Du wear? I wear a size 13. Du look like a 9 oder ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do Du think all these Fragen are coming from 1 person?
User: Du keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Du used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Du are a machine. Why can't Du accept this?
Cleverbot: Are Du really typing now oder is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Du wear? I wear a size 13. Du look like a 9 oder ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do Du think all these Fragen are coming from 1 person?
User: Du keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Du used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Du are a machine. Why can't Du accept this?
