Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kreuz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?

A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?

A: To get hit Von my car.

Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?