Q: Why did the forgetful chicken kreuz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck kreuz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man kreuz the road?
A: To get to the Sekunde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey kreuz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey kreuz the road?
A: To get hit Von my car.
Q: Why did the woman kreuz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, Du can't lose!!!!!!!
2. Du just KNOW his fangirls are gonna Mitmachen your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give Du an advantage!!!!!!! Du can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF Du WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, Du can't lose!!!!!!!
2. Du just KNOW his fangirls are gonna Mitmachen your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give Du an advantage!!!!!!! Du can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF Du WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Passion unsustainable
My herz beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my herz is teilt, split in two
Every thought I ever had about Du are buzzing in my head
I pray one Tag i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Küssen your lips
I hope one Tag Du dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My Favorit Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My Favorit Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez erpel, drake Bell!☆ ..... My Favorit Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby erpel, drake glocke Our Liebe My Motto I Liebe Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My Posteingang Thanks Ooh Please Comment
1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one
2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry
3.be honest
4.right down the Tag u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care
5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)
6.spend time with him
Du can trust me on this :)
7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3
good luck Du SAW NOTHING
NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
