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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Du will be painful: remember that before Du get me.

2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.

9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.

Remember that I Liebe you.
Du are sitting on the couch waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with Du for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny Du say back. Are Du ready to watch the movie Du ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are Du ok?" Du ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) Du are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly Du are Gold. Du hold his chest as Du are pushing him was y and say " Du watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Liebe you."...
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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Du EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Du LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Du tell...
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Have Du ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the Tag finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first Tag on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the Tag for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can Du believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above wolf Among Us 2 oder No Mehr Heroes 3? So after being disappointed Von Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created Von the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a Monat since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a Tag in the age of Dinosaurier was just 23 hours long.

5-There are Mehr than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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