1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Du will be painful: remember that before Du get me.
2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.
9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.
Remember that I Liebe you.
2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.
9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.
Remember that I Liebe you.
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Du were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Weiter to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Süßigkeiten in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Süßigkeiten Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Liebe these!),a lot Mehr too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Du were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Weiter to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Süßigkeiten in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Süßigkeiten Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Liebe these!),a lot Mehr too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four Jahr old Amber,
A 12 Jahr old Kennedy,A 5 Jahr old Harper,And then there's 9 Jahr old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Puppen back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Du want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten Minuten later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Du know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Du as the Babysitter cause Du have 7 siblings and Du all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 Jahr old Kennedy,A 5 Jahr old Harper,And then there's 9 Jahr old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Puppen back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Du want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten Minuten later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Du know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Du as the Babysitter cause Du have 7 siblings and Du all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. Du grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five Mehr songs, can Du believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sagte that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Weiter CD Rebecca promises to have a Mehr natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
