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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Du will be painful: remember that before Du get me.

2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.

9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.

10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.

Remember that I Liebe you.
kabine for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I Liebe loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange brombeere, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking Home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a wal drove Von in his sedan and sagte happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right Von me, it gives me Mehr time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for Du then it is Mehr than possible that with a little time Du two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. Du must be clear about what Du want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what Du want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart Du still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then Du are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feuer alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feuer alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been Mehr funny to Du if Du *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop sagte this Artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a kissen feather oder a back scratcher, but was Mehr like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped Von a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope Du all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most Zufällig adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who oder what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the strand and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my Favorit book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that Frage is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad Du asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all Du haters of haterz, I just want to tell Du that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

Du can vote for your Favoriten on the event webpage here: American Musik Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope Du like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first Artikel i put on here so plz Kommentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know Du amy not understand
but if Du can
please understand
I see Du underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would Du say? take this away
If i told Du how i feel, would it be real oder is this all fake??

Chourus: your Liebe is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write Mehr now.
So this Zufällig kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone Du want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I sagte “What?” and she sagte “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, oder the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of Zufällig blog on the Zufällig Fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One Tag this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my Favorit games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re Weiter door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 Mehr incredibly Zufällig stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Zufällig in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide Von zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates Du , like constantly talking oder doing everything Du do , well im gonna help Du deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Du can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a kissen in Du purse/bag , so if Du need to scream , scream in the kissen , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , Du COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Zeigen that if that person happens to schlucken one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had Mehr people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are Du MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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