In a pub Quiz the other Tag I Lost Von one point. The Frage was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
Du can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sagte "How can Du tell them apart?" He sagte "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sagte "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Weiter thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a Kürzlich trip, I sagte to the lady at the registration schreibtisch ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, Du sick bastard!”
The Red kreuz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sagte we would Liebe to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
Du can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sagte "How can Du tell them apart?" He sagte "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sagte "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Weiter thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a Kürzlich trip, I sagte to the lady at the registration schreibtisch ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, Du sick bastard!”
The Red kreuz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sagte we would Liebe to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical Tag in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Emma Hewitt
