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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub Quiz the other Tag I Lost Von one point. The Frage was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


Du can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.



A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sagte "How can Du tell them apart?" He sagte "Her brother's got a moustache".



Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sagte "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Weiter thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!



Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a Kürzlich trip, I sagte to the lady at the registration schreibtisch ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, Du sick bastard!”


The Red kreuz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sagte we would Liebe to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' Von Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor sagte we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The Tag Du left, I swore I'd never talk to Du again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Du who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether Du are the driver, riding shotgun, oder sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make sagte drive go Von much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska oder Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when Du are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the sagte sibling is...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitarre for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Du get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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