In a pub Quiz the other Tag I Lost Von one point. The Frage was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
Du can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sagte "How can Du tell them apart?" He sagte "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sagte "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Weiter thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a Kürzlich trip, I sagte to the lady at the registration schreibtisch ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, Du sick bastard!”
The Red kreuz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sagte we would Liebe to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
Du can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sagte "How can Du tell them apart?" He sagte "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sagte "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Weiter thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a Kürzlich trip, I sagte to the lady at the registration schreibtisch ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, Du sick bastard!”
The Red kreuz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sagte we would Liebe to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
Du never lived in the streets though Du wish Du had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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Yes you are.
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed Von the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the strand with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: Du haven't sagte that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run Von the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
