Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made Von Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made Von Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! oder Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

Corpse party/penguins: tortured souls...chapter 2....

posted by spmana123

........ugh....
???:what the.....where am...I-ugh! I must have twisted my leg.
Julien was inside a room, clustered with dusty and dirty chairs, where was he?

Julien:ugh... Where am I?

Julien began to walk around the room looking for clues as to where he was, on the other side of the classroom was Maurice lying on the ground.

Julien:!!!!, Maurice, Maurice answer me!

Julien couldn't reach him because of all the stuff in the way. He decides to leave the room to check to see if Maurice was ok. While leaving the room to check the other side, julien tripped and sprained his ankle even more.

Julien:...

The chamber of death..chapter 6...

posted by spmana123

All four of the penguins looked worried and frightened....who was he gonna use it on?...jimmy looked at all four of them with great observance....he started to walk closer to all four of them...which one was he gonna use it on!!

Skipper:STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!

Jimmy grinned and proceeded to walk towards skipper...

He leaned in and had the needle ready to use...

Kowlaksi:NO!! SKIPPER SHUT UP!!!

Jimmy got near his face...

Jimmy:I wouldn't want to kill u off now...no..I save the best for last...heheh..

Jimmy then stood up away from skipper...and walked over to kowalski...

Kowlaski:no...no...STAY...

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I Am the Very Model of an Evil delphin Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

posted by TheRatKing1

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", oder " The Major-General's Song"was written Von the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.

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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil delphin mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the Liebe of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows...chapter 8...blood drive....part 2 FINAL

posted by spmana123

Skipper, Rico and Marlene arrived at her house out in the woods...it was run down and hadn't been used in forever....Rico and Marlene had chills go down there spine...but skipper didn't care...if there was a way to save his friends...then he would do it... They entered the house...dust and trash everywhere.....but despite it being so dirty...they ventured on...trying to find clues...

Skipper:alright...Marlene and Rico. ...you go in the kitchen...and I'll check upstairs...

They both nodded there head and begun the search...while skipper headed upstairs....

Skipper went through every room upstairs...but...

Amnesia:chapter 6...

posted by spmana123

It was privates turn to spend time with kowalksi..private and him were sitting on a bench...how was private going to trigger sau, leistungsbeschreibung thing he thought...?

Kowalski: what are we doing just sitting here?

Private: I wanted u to talk to someone....ok..you can come out now...

Around the corner ws Dorris...she was riding one of those things blowhole ws riding....she drove up to him slowly...kowlaski confused however..

Dorris: hello kowlaksi.....

Kowlaski: ? Who are you?

Dorris: my name is Dorris...you...you used to be so obsessed with me....but this is the first time Du have actually sit still and tried not...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 9

posted by sarah12499

Skipper woke up the Weiter morning to see that Kowalski was not in his bett oder in the HQ “He couldn't have left yet, could he?” Skipper went to the surface to Suchen and sure enough he was sleeping on the deck “Kowalski must have come up here last night while I was sleeping.” Skipper walked up to Kowalski and sat down Weiter to him. After awhile Private and Rico came out to see where they had gone. Private sat down Weiter to Skipper “Was there no training today?” Skipper looked over at Kowalski who was still sleeping “No……hey guys, I need Du to do something for me.” Skipper then...

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 6

posted by queenpalm

Sorry it took so long, I've been busy!

I kept on looking. I used my ears to try to hear them. Lemurs have a great hearing, oder at least I have pretty good hearing. Ivy, on the other hand has great hearing. And dogs, and-
Uh! Got to find them!
The wind blows over my fur. I stand it and continue to walk on, searching.
Sudden thought, I would look cool with an earring.
Not now! Find!
I hear Rico calling so I run and find him. He just wanted us to get back together. We shouldn't be away from each other in a situation like this! Du decide if that was sarcasm.
I hear a scream. Trees don't scream, do they?...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 6

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

Marlene looks over to the entrance "Doors wide open." Skipper looks over "Good. Du gonna make a distraction again?" Marlene walks over to the doorway "Oh sure, I'm just distraction anyway, right?" Skipper walks over to Marlene "Yep,and your the best, now can we get going?" Private and Rico both follow close behind skipper as they sneak their way over to the desk. "Kowalski!" Skipper whispers. Kowalski looks over at Skipper "How do we get out?" Skipper points to Marlene "She's got us covered." Marlene runs up to Alice and pulls on her pants to get her attention. "Get ready...

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My story.....

posted by Rico123

I want to tell Du all about my life story....how I grew up and how I got this scar and my voice cracking......I may cry....but Marlene has helped me threw this....and I want to share it all with u guys.....

When I was 6 years old.....I was out swimming....having the Time of my life...my mom was watching me....it was a good day....until my mom saw a Scorka come towards me....she jumped in and grabbed me out of the water.....and I turned around....and she was gone.....I was so heartbroken to see my mom die right in front of my eyes....I went threw a deep depression.....I had to go to therapy.....and...

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 5: tooth....

posted by spmana123

Manfreide:why?! Where the hell are we?!

Manfrede was with Johnson, Julia, and Freddy as they all stood outside the barricaded bathroom, in the dark hallway...Freddy was trying to break down the barricade that was to the bathroom, and Julia was trying to calm down Johnson, who was shaking bath and forth after Lesen the notice on the wall....the notice read:"notice to all faculty and staff of heavenly host"...

Johnson: why...why?! We were all in our zoo...and then we did that charm...why!!

Julia:calm down Johnson!! If Du can't calm down, your going to go into hyperventilate!

Johnson:"deep breathing"...

Liebe hurts: chapter 5

posted by spmana123

Skipper and Marlene searched high and low for Rico in every place they would think where Rico would be, but had no luck. They searched threw New York, going threw each ally way, store and street, seeing if they could find him, but still no luck.

Skipper: ugh....where is he?

Marlene: who knows?

Skipper then turned around and stopped Marlene in her tracks and got up in her face.

Skipper:who knows?! Who knows?! Don't Du care about him?! I don't Liebe you?! I never had!! But Rico did!! He had a happy face on every time he came home!! He cared about you, hell, he wouldn't shut up about you!!

Marlene...

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A pinguin comedy^_^ chapter 1: let the games begin!

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Tag at the zoo, and skipper and his buddy's were relaxing watching tv, skipper had made popcorn for 3 amigos for a movie they were watching. Before he sat down, he heard a knock at the door, curious, he opened the door to see that it was noe other than rain shadow, ivy, Kat, and Michelle. Rain shadow was a cat that the penguins knew for a while, rain shadow had saved skipper from falling off a building, and that's how they met, the others were all penguins just visiting.

Rainshadow: hey, what's up skipper!

Skipper:!what are u all doing here!'

Rain shadow:we wanted to see if we...

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A New Crush Chapter 10

posted by Number1SkippFan

Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
I'm going back to Kat's POV btw
And if anyone is getting impatient because I haven't been Schreiben the Weiter chapter, it's because I'm kinda stuck. :( Ending this fanfic is tough, but I'll try my best :)

I need to get Skipper to like me, but how? I don't have anyone to get Guter Rat from, I've never had this kind of problem. That's what I think about every time I wake up.

I rolled out of my bunk and almost fell off, it looked really amusing to the others, they started giggling and telling Skipper to go catch me in his flippers being all romantic. He just...

Corpse party/penguins:chapter 9

posted by spmana123

Skipper and the other survivors were all determined to get out of here, with thier courage left making them go on, they continued along the huge building searching for any means of sachiko. Soon, after a while of walking around, a huge earthquake had begun.

Rico: whoa! This ones huge, unlike the other ones!

Everyone fell to the ground, struggling to not get separated again, they all held hands, the earthquake was ongoing until all of them fell unconscious.

Skipper and the others woke up, who were startled to find that the earthquake had changed the school completely! Instead if it Bieng dark,...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 8

posted by spmana123

It had been hours since skipper had seen his face....his lifeless face, he could never forget the way he found Kowalski, he just prayed that private wasn't like Kowalski either.

Rico: private! Private! Where is he?!

Marlene: he's got to be somewhere! Hey skipper, lets check the other building, maybe well have Mehr luck in there.

Skipper:sure....lets go....

The four then proceeded to go to the other building, hoping to find some trace of where he was.

Julien: private! Private! Where are you!

They searched high and low, bathrooms, emtpy rooms, anywhere, but had no luck, until they ran across a body....

Operation: Family, part 11

posted by queenpalm

The final, and longest, part. Enjoy!

Rica, Ru, and Urka stayed with the team for a week before discovering military and zoo life was not for them. They needed to be free.
Kowalski rigged up the machine again, except this time it put them right in the cave.
"So we can visit each other any time," Kowalski had said.
Ivy began skipping missions to watch the egg. She took great care of it, and was an overprotective mother Von slapping anyone who got too close to it, except Johnson, Private, and Marlene. She absolutely refused to let Skipper train it young, no matter how much he pleaded.
Johnson was...

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Penguins/corpse party, a horror story: intro

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one Tag and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...

kabine fever:chapter 3

posted by spmana123

We all just froze there, staring at morts body laying on the ground, we all couldn't say anything, but we were all thinking the same thing, there was a killer out there, and he was after us.

"What do we do?! " sagte Marlene panicking frantically.

"Who could've done this to mort!!!" sagte Maurice.

"Isn't it obvious!, it's somebody who heard your story last night about that guy quiet Sam, there gonna micmick him and kill us all off!" sagte Kowalski, staring directly at Maurice.

"We'll why are Du looking at me then!" sagte Maurice angrily at kowlalski.

"Because Du were the one that made up the freaking...

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Tortured.....chapter 6 finale

posted by spmana123

I was sitting across from Kowalski's corpse, enraged at that damn dolphin,private was still crying from Kowalski's death, feeling guilty that he couldn't do anything. I was fed up and tired of it, so I finally sagte enough in my head, and begun anyway to get out of these ropes. I was struggling, biting them and trying to knock myself over, and nothing worked, until after about 30inuted of sheer force from me on these ropes, I managed to break free from them! Excited, but quietly doing so, I grabbed the bloody bat they used on Kowalski and Rico and sat back on my sitz and waited for my chance....

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Liebe hurts:chapter 1, the beginning

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Tag at the zoo again, just laying down on my bed, I had another dream about skipper..I can get him out of my head....but I don't know what to do! What should I do Leslie? "We'll Marlene, have Du told him about your feelings towards him?" sagte Leslie.(Leslie was one of my best Friends at the zoo, we talk about everything together). " I've tried, but he ignores me like I'm nothing towards him" I said. We both continued to talk about how to make him like me, until Leslie thought of this crazy idea that might just work. "Why don't Du just go out with one of his friends, that...