Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made Von Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made Von Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! oder Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

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The Mystery of the Sleeping otter

posted by skipperluvs

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

The penguins are at the tabelle discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…

P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then Du guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, Du don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!

Rico stands up and makes schlagen, punsch noises as he puts private in a cage.

P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Part 3

posted by 18wanda

So after some mild searching the penguins were booked. Skipper got a job as fry cook at Mickey D’s, Kowalski was a substitute teacher, Rico was on highway construction, and Private was booked taking the assembly line for packaging strawberries. First we will start with how Skipper is doing as a fry cook at Mickey’s.
Skipper: Flipping burgers. No problem. (flips some patties. Suddenly the grill bursts into flames. Skipper: We got a burning grill! Retreat, retreat! (Dives to the floor)
Manager Maurice comes in and sees patties as hard as rocks. Maurice: Look what you’ve done. Du have fifty...

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Kowalski Eating Snow Cone

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: Time Out

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Omigod There's a Bug on My Face

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt in the Web

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3rd Floor

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: RSchooley

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Mort: Mmm, those fruits sure look yummy!!

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POM Fanfic [#01] : “OPERATION: Lucky Charms!” [script style]

posted by yokaisummoner

MY OWN POM FANART #01 - "OPERATION: LUCKY CHARMS!" Titel

MY OWN POM FANART #01 - "OPERATION: LUCKY CHARMS!" title

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TITLE: “OPERATION: Lucky Charms!”
AUTHOR: ✿Nari (aka, yokaisummoner)
RATING: PG (just to be on the safe, sicher side)
GENRE: (SPECIAL HOLIDAY FIC!) Friendship/Slight Humor
PAIRINGS: No Obvious/Definite Pairings, But Some Slight Hints

CHARACTERS INVOLVED:
[Main] ●Skipper ●Kowalski ●Rico ●Private
[Supporting] ●Marlene ●King Julien ●Maurice ●Mort ●Phil ●Mason ●Officer X

WARNINGS: None, but slight childish humor (for the younger readers)

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters oder the show; I may have changed each character's purpose from the series to fit this story, Von accident...

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Chuck Charles and Tom Brokaw

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Mort and Elmer

added by JHNguyen93

Source: @Rschooley

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Smile for the camera

added by King_Clemson

Source: Dreamworks, nick

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The Penguins of Madgascar

added by Kowalski21

Source: The penguins of madgascar

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"I Spy" Season 4, Episode 2 (4X02)

posted by TheRatKing1

link
“The Penguins of Madagascar”
Season 4, Episode 2 (4X02)
Production Code: 402
Air date: ?
Previous: “Cat Burglar” Next: “Seeing Red”

I Spy/ Transcript

“I Spy”, “The Penguins of Madagascar”

Scene I
: pinguin HQ
(Penguins are enjoying their hobby night.)
Skipper: (Using tweezers to attach a sail to its mast in his ship in a bottle) Gotta Liebe hobby night, boys! So relaxing after a long week of stressful missions.
Kowalski: (Walks out of his lab) Indeed, sir. It’s been proven that it’s healthy to have a night off.
Skipper: (picks up the glue bottle) Yes, but that’s also why we...

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"Cat Burglar" Season 4, Episode 1. 4X01

posted by TheRatKing1

link

“Cat Burglar”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4, Episode 1 (4X01)

Production Code: 401

Air date: ?

Previous: “The pinguin Who Loved Me” , Next: “I Spy”

Cat Burglar/Transcript

“Cat Burglar” Season 4, Episode 1, “The Penguins
of Madagascar”

Scene I: Archie’s Warehouse

(Archie is watching TV)

Archie: Ugh.. I’m bored! At least when I was The Archer, I was busy. I had motivation! I had my goals in mind.

(gets up and looks at himself in a mirror on the wall)

Archie: My real estate business is booming, but I'm bored with it.
And let's face it. I'm not getting any younger.

(a pause)...

a beautiful melody

posted by midnightangel88

private: mom (hugs mom)

private: Hey guys whats up
kowalski: nothing much Du have any nines
rico: nuh go fisch (eats fish)
skipper: private we got a letter in the mail for Du
private: really skippah (grabs letter)
dear private
i am coming for a visit today Du may not remember me cause Du were just a baby boy bu be on your best behavior before i get there
Liebe melody (mom)
private: my mothers coming for ah visit todah
(ding)
private: mom (hugs mom)
melody: private my sweet little boy look how big you've grown (looks at shocked penguins in the back)
skipper: what the heck is going on here
to be continued

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 4: Reflecting on Doubts

posted by peacebaby7

“Reflecting On Doubts”
December 29, 2013

    “Hidy-ho, Marlene! Sound off,” Skipper called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

    “Right here, Skipper,” Marlene called back.

    Skipper found Marlene standing in front of her mirror with an uneasy look in her eye, smoothing back her pelz and tracing over her cheekbones with her fingers.

    “You’ve been cooped up in here all day. Is everything all right, Marlene?” Skipper asked, coming up behind her. Marlene kept her eyes on her complexion.

    “Skipper,...

Operation: Challenge— Prompt 33: Stripes 03.16.16

posted by peacebaby7

Stripes 03.16.16

Note: This installment contains implied Skilene. Perceive it as Du will.

— § —

“. . . and I want Rico on aerial surveillance,” Skipper sagte to his team down in the HQ. “Private and I will scout the ground. We’ll —”

“Hey, guys,” sagte a voice from behind, causing the team to instinctively jump into combat position. Marlene flinched and held up her paws. “Whoa, guys! It’s just me.”

Skipper relaxed his stance and rolled his eyes. “We’ve already told you. You’re not authorized to just drop down here without permission. We are in the middle of a classified...

Operation: Challenge— Prompt 32: Kick in the Head 03.03.16

posted by peacebaby7

Kick in the Head 03.03.16

Note: This installment is humanized. It’s a silly improv idea I thought of and I randomly decided to turn it into a little ficlet.

— § —

Marlene sat at one of the chairs at a beauty shop, waiting for her stylist to come. She looked through a magazine that showed a bunch of women with various styles of hair, occasionally looking into the mirror and imagining her with a particular one.

“Ooh, girl! Look — at — you!” a woman sagte as she came to her side, fluffing her hair a bit. Her nametag read Tange and she had a thick, nasally Brooklyn accent. She had to...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 5: Sacrifice 02.09.15

posted by peacebaby7

Sacrifice 02.09.15

Note: This chapter is humanized. It also contains character death.

— § —

Kowalski took a shaky breath and stood before the guests seated in rows of fold-up chairs. Suppressed sobs punctured the silence.

“I’ll be honest. When I was first told that Skipper had been killed, I nearly laughed,” he said. The guests’ expressions twisted in a mixture of shock and confusion.

“Not because it was funny, but because I’d always imagined Skipper would intimidate Death himself,” he explained, almost smiling. The guests relaxed and exchanged glances as they realized how right...

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Flying Home for Weihnachten (Part 2)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper checked the time on his phone again. It was nearly twenty till four o’clock. They should be calling for the plane to board any minute. He looked at the flight board, which still indicated that it’d be on time. He was grateful for the Dibbles that were in his pocket and he anxiously munched on them.

“Now boarding the four-twenty to Bloomington, Illinois at Gate 4,” sagte a voice over the intercom. Skipper didn’t even let her finish before gathering his things and making his way to the gate.

He gave his pass to a woman at the gate (which he’d accidentally gotten Cheezy Dibble...

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Die Pinguine aus Madagascar

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