Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: The Easter Egg

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posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an Artikel that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would Du mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he took the egg from Julien.

"Really?" Julien asked, puzzled. "I've always thought Du were a guy. But congratulations nonetheless."

"I am a guy, ring-tail!" Skipper corrected. "It's not mine, mine, and besides, this egg is made of plastic. But I did hide it."

"Hide it?" Julien asked. "But why?"

"Well, today's Easter," Skipper replied. "Haven't Du ever heard of an Easter egg hunt?"

"Oh, yes," Julien replied. "The silly humans hide eggs and have children find them. Sometimes the eggs are even filled with chocolate."

Julien then looked at the egg in Skipper's flippers and snatched it back.

"So, what's inside of this one?" he asked as he began to pull it open.

"You fool!" Skipper shouted. "That one's packed with C-4!"

"What?" Julien exclaimed as he tossed the egg back to Skipper.

"Chocolate is outdated," Skipper replied. "We penguins give each other real gifts for the holidays."

ImAnEasel, MsKowalski99 and 2 others like this

hanz1192 Awesome!

Icicle1penguin Lol! I've also thought Skipper was a guy. ;) I bet Private would love some Chocolate...

ImAnEasel XD Another successful article!

CuteCuddly This is soo funny. And yesterday was Easter. But you posted this 11 months ago. How well does THAT work out?

peacebaby7 This was really funny! Good job on it! My favorite part was when Julien said "...I thought you were a guy..." LOL! XD

Blowhole's Puppet (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Savin Me")

posted by mostar1219

In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing oder destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a Minute before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go Von some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

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Finding The Light: (2) No one takes my soldiers' memories

posted by peacebaby7

1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her pelz as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! Du may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, Du are not a woman, Du are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can Du feel true emotions yourself?

User: Du are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, Du are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper pinguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, Du can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pinguin would disagree with Du right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" sagte Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what Du may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 3 The Rise of the Guardians

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday Du can. Pelli, are Du sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led Von the Striga,...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these Artikel on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay oder be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can Du tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

Harry Potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alexrusso-213

Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" sagte Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" sagte Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then Du will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain pinguin that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” sagte Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” sagte Marlene.

“What’s...

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I Liebe Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading Du letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard Du have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well Du sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks Du know I miss the penguins
The doors swing, schaukel open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited Mehr than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want Du guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one Mehr night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 4: Take Me As I Am

posted by jackandjill2

Just wondering... is anyone actually Lesen this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few Minuten later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted Von Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski sagte in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking oder something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...

Skipper, Hans and the Church of Destiny Chapter nine: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

posted by beastialmoon

Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear Du breathing'
Watch Du smile while Du are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay Lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with Du is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The glocke was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...

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Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)

Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as Du the schloss of the vampire Count Blowhole the schloss known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the schloss and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the schloss of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...