User: Do Du know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
In keeping with the rest of his bandmates - bar curly haired Harry Styles - Zayn appears to have opted for a Mehr Justin Bieber-esque swept vorwärts-, nach vorn style.
The boy band finalists are thought to be over in the States to work on their forthcoming debut album.
Louis Tomlinson couldn't believe his luck at his transatlantic trip and Tweeted: 'So excited to be in L.A will tweet pictures when I can :) xx'
One Direction are basically little boys that need some milch and sleepy time
gepostet by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that oder Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
gepostet by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that oder Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
One Direction Get Into Trouble For Bombing In Swimming PoolBoyband get into deep trouble...
Von David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre Von jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The Fans were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a Quelle told the paper.
Von David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre Von jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The Fans were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a Quelle told the paper.
A tabloid dream gegeben Niall's onstage reaction to One Direction making X Factor's oben, nach oben three was "let's get hammered".
So heaven knows how he's going to celebrate the No 1 records and sell-out tours anticipated for his group, dubbed "the new JLS".
Remember Louis Walsh has described One Direction as the "perfect boyband".
A controversial Kommentar when Du manage Westlife.
X Factor: One Direction’s Niall Horan gets it on with a pretty fan!
December 11th, 2010 Von Lisa McGarry.
One Direction singer Niall Horan is sagte to have slipped a female Fan past security, at the bands homecoming gig, konzert in Wolverhampton.
The konzert in Liam Payne’s hometown was chaotic and 35 Fans were injured as they tried to get close to the X Factor group. But cute Irish singer Niall managed to sneak one lucky girl through past his minders and enjoyed a bit of a snog before returning to London.
A Quelle told The Sun: “The lads could not believe the amount of hot girls throwing themselves at them.
Security wanted them kept apart, but Niall wanted to hook up with one of them. He was beaming Weiter day.”
December 11th, 2010 Von Lisa McGarry.
One Direction singer Niall Horan is sagte to have slipped a female Fan past security, at the bands homecoming gig, konzert in Wolverhampton.
The konzert in Liam Payne’s hometown was chaotic and 35 Fans were injured as they tried to get close to the X Factor group. But cute Irish singer Niall managed to sneak one lucky girl through past his minders and enjoyed a bit of a snog before returning to London.
A Quelle told The Sun: “The lads could not believe the amount of hot girls throwing themselves at them.
Security wanted them kept apart, but Niall wanted to hook up with one of them. He was beaming Weiter day.”
The One Direction star, sterne - who came third in this year's X Factor - has topped a Umfrage declaring him to have the "best celebrity hair" of the year!
oben, nach oben 10 best Berühmtheiten hair:
1. Harry Styles
2. Matt Cardle
3. Prince Harry
4. Mark Ronson
5. Olly Murs
6. Justin Bieber
7. Wagner
8. Jimmy Anderson
9. David Cameron
10. Derek Hough
oben, nach oben 10 Worst Celebrity Hair
1. Jedward
2. Simon Cowell
3. Prince William
4. Louis Walsh
5. Will.i.am
6. Alan Sugar
7. Nick Clegg
8. Gavin Henson
9. Rupert Grint
10. Brad Pitt
WHAT MAKES Du BEAUTIFUL is just ONE THING and that's EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.......
I WISH Du knew that Du keep me UP ALL NIGHT thinking about Du because Du stahl, stola MY herz .
I don't want to make the SAME MISTAKES so please don't TELL ME A LIE because I WANT to STAND UP and be completely TAKEN Von YOU....
but when Mehr THAN THIS,i want to SAVE Du TONIGHT and make Du mine tonight because it's MOMENTS like this when i know it's GOTTA BE YOU...........only you.....*_*
From the greatest DIRECTIONER ever,
Aarya!