User: Do Du know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
I know there are Videos of one directions funniest moments on Fanpop but some people pefer to read so this is for people who like to read.
During a behind the scenes video one direction were sitting back on deck chairs out the back near the pool and what makes Du beautiful was in the background and when it got to the chorus in their clothes they jumped in the pool and started swimming around and having fun and at the end Harry swam up to the edge and sagte "if Du wanna see Mehr behind the scenes stuff like this subscibe to heatworld on youtube" and the funniest thing was he couldn't see because his hair was in his eyes
During a behind the scenes video one direction were sitting back on deck chairs out the back near the pool and what makes Du beautiful was in the background and when it got to the chorus in their clothes they jumped in the pool and started swimming around and having fun and at the end Harry swam up to the edge and sagte "if Du wanna see Mehr behind the scenes stuff like this subscibe to heatworld on youtube" and the funniest thing was he couldn't see because his hair was in his eyes
The Irish crooner was strictly told Von Simon that he didn’t think it was good idea, and could cost the group fans.
We’re not too sure whether any hair-dying malarkey would lose Fans – possibly the contrary for that matter – but Simon Cowell is known to care hugely about the band and doesn’t want anything to halt their staggering growth.
Speaking with The Sun, a Quelle said:
“Simon still controls a lot about the band down to the finest detail. Niall was desperate to get rid of his blond locks and go black just for an experiment, like loads of normal teens.”
“Luckily, he had the sense to ask Simon first because he knows how he works. He put in a text to him asking if he could change his hair colour. Simon was straight back on to him with a short reply, ‘No way’.”
Little old leprechaun Niall Horan has been suffering with a bout of nasty Essen poisoning since coming back from Australia and New Zealand.
Niall tweeted the following message: “Not feeling the best! sore all over! under the weather as they say!”
He then tweeted again, saying: “Yessss! Back in london! Sleep for the Weiter week, don’t wana see a sole.”
Maybe he bit into something a bit off on the 11,000 mile flight back from down under? oder perhaps all the touring and sleeping in hotels is catching up with the Nialler, and his delicate tummy just needs a rest?
Niall tweeted the following message: “Not feeling the best! sore all over! under the weather as they say!”
He then tweeted again, saying: “Yessss! Back in london! Sleep for the Weiter week, don’t wana see a sole.”
Maybe he bit into something a bit off on the 11,000 mile flight back from down under? oder perhaps all the touring and sleeping in hotels is catching up with the Nialler, and his delicate tummy just needs a rest?
This Is The News We Have All Been Waiting For, And Now We Have It!
On A Current Affair tonight, the One Direction boys themselves announced the details of their 2013 tour to Australia!
The boys will be playing full stadium shows in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth!
The ticket go on sale on 28th April 2012 at 10am through Tickettek!
Best news ever? We think so!
ONE DIRECTION AUSTRALIAN TOUR DATES
BRISBANE:
WEDNESDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
THURSDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SYDNEY:
SATURDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 15TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
MELBOURNE:
THURSDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
FRIDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
ADELAIDE:
TUESDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
PERTH:
SATURDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
On A Current Affair tonight, the One Direction boys themselves announced the details of their 2013 tour to Australia!
The boys will be playing full stadium shows in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth!
The ticket go on sale on 28th April 2012 at 10am through Tickettek!
Best news ever? We think so!
ONE DIRECTION AUSTRALIAN TOUR DATES
BRISBANE:
WEDNESDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
THURSDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SYDNEY:
SATURDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 15TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
MELBOURNE:
THURSDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
FRIDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
ADELAIDE:
TUESDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
PERTH:
SATURDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
SUNDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER, 2013
When they arrived for a radio interview at Nova FM in Sydney, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik both had eyes for the pretty receptionist, Anna
Anna's even admitted Zayn's text her asking her out, but she's already got a fella;
"There's been a few smiley faces, a few x's," she told Nova FM.
"I'm not sure if I'm going to go, I've got a beautiful boy."
“I've sagte to (my boyfriend) if Du ever had the (opportunity) with Miranda Kerr i’m giving him a free for all pass. Just curious if that applies to me!"
As soon as the boys arrived in the studio Harry and Zayn started asking about Anna.
"Who's the girl and the front desk?" asked Harry. "She's lovely.
"She's... very polite. Great... manners."
Check out the Videos of Harry, Zayn and Anna the receptionist here --- link