User: Do Du know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No Du just think Du are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Du have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are Du then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, Du remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are Du today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your Favorit movie what is?
User: My Favorit Bewegen is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorit food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I Liebe FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do Du Liebe me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do Du want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when Du walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that Du are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, Du light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that Du flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when Du smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Du don't know, oh-oh.
User: Du don't know you're beautiful. If only Du saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to Du despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes Du beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes Du Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak Du out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do Du know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what Du know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because Du asked me the same Frage earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause Du make my herz race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But Du don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One Mehr try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do Du like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Du do? Who is your Favorit member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! Du JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think Du are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But Du just sagte he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a Favorit band.
User: Who is your Favorit member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All Du have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That Du are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are Du from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I Liebe Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Du are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now Du have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do Du think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do Du care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your Favorit member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Jesy oder Jade oder Leigh- Ann oder Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your Favorit person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give Du this, give Du that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: Du don't have any parents. Du are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do Du ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do Du ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: Mehr One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I Liebe them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do Du like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Du don't Liebe me?
Cleverbot: I Liebe you!
User: I Liebe One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I Liebe One Direction.
User: oder SO Du THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If Du are not a bot, why do Du have the name of a bot?
Interviewer: Did Du ever think when Du were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did Du have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did Du have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Lolas P.O.V
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school Von the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my Bücher for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are Du ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn sagte
'Shit, forgot Du were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do Du want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five Kommentare I'll post more.
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school Von the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my Bücher for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are Du ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn sagte
'Shit, forgot Du were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do Du want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five Kommentare I'll post more.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us Weiter time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us Weiter time, Louis?
