Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
regenbogen Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best Von never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much Mehr of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: Du kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!

FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken Von a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before Du start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) Du gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would Liebe to know why Du shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: Du can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... Du planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: Du planned this! I know Du did!!
Master Sword: Du honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: Du would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stahl, stola it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE Weihnachten MOMENT!!


TO BE CONTAINUED