Saten Twist Adventues: S2E2.. PART 5? - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
regenbogen Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best Von never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much Mehr of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: Du kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!

FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken Von a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before Du start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) Du gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would Liebe to know why Du shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: Du can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... Du planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: Du planned this! I know Du did!!
Master Sword: Du honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: Du would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stahl, stola it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE Weihnachten MOMENT!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

Jade_23 and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 The odd thing is that, even though I know the reference, that is probably who Master Sword would behave

Canada24 That was the point.. I chose him because I know he actually WOULD do that

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: The Beging of Time; Part 1

posted by NaomiWinx

From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long Vor there was a pony, a pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light rosa coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...

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The Lost Memories - Part 5

posted by Quillabex

I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the Frozen North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The Frozen North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....

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Discord is back part 9.........Found the Emo, the fighter, and the Yeller

posted by applejackrocks

Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are Du okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! Du survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are Du okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the schloss got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the schloss was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to Mitmachen his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to Mitmachen Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

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My little warriors: The 4 clans

posted by flippy_fan210

Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a kreis in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need Du five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.

“me too.” regenbogen dash sagte sleepily.

After a few Mehr Sekunden all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the bibliothek was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.

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Has this ever happen to Du before? TRUE oder NOT? (Be HONEST) part 4

posted by applejackrocks

Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True oder not?

I Liebe when a Frage of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True oder not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING Du DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True oder not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but Du laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...

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To every Fan of MLP!

posted by cupcake2456

Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how Du guys have been Schauspielen around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for Schauspielen like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and Mehr people.I hope Du all read this.Please Kommentar below if Du like.

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My Little pony in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apfel, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes regenbogen dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Du just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Royal Mare weekly News

posted by jordy_dash

Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created Von our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if Du have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older Fan has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey Hey hey"'s to make her feel the Liebe and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Chapter 11

posted by Canada24

EARLY THE Weiter MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Du two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Du mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The Suchen For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...

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Con Mane: Dead Another Tag Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Du now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Con Mane: Dead Another Tag Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are Du going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the Jahr 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell Du that. Are Du ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the Jahr 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place Du have here.
P: Thank Du Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another bier I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Du them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

Awesome pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)

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Runaway Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce Hawkins

In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here Von train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pony 36: I'll notify him, and Du must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with orange hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenbogen as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...