Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
regenbogen Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best Von never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much Mehr of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: Du kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!
FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken Von a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before Du start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) Du gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would Liebe to know why Du shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: Du can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... Du planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: Du planned this! I know Du did!!
Master Sword: Du honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: Du would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stahl, stola it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE Weihnachten MOMENT!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
regenbogen Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best Von never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much Mehr of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: Du kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!
FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken Von a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before Du start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) Du gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would Liebe to know why Du shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: Du can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... Du planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: Du planned this! I know Du did!!
Master Sword: Du honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: Du would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stahl, stola it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE Weihnachten MOMENT!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this