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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby schemel, hocker to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules Von the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away oder I'll schlagen, punsch Du in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his Weiter joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered Von the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, Du yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but Du must understand Du don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until Du all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the Zitate I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see Du smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO Liebe ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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A while ago, I made a Liste on my cutest characters. Now I made a Liste on the prettiest.

link


This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This Liste may oder may not surprise you





Enjoy

10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) regenbogen Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.
    
“Hi!” she giggled.
    
“Where am I, what’s going on?” The frightened little filly asked.
    “Oh, well, Du see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained
    “W…wha…what does that mean? What are Du talking about?”
    
“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t...
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1. Whenever Du see apples Du immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" Du say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever Du get mad at someone Du tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and Liebe the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to Liebe ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" Du say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. Du have MLP Fan characters.
6. Du tell people to call Du Von the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and Du go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If Du see ANYTHING that says "20%" Du burst into laughter.
9. If Du see the word rainbow, Du immediately feel...
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posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a Artikel explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If Du are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If Du are oder Merida - Legende der Highlands enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of Du Hasbro! Original indeed.

The Sekunde is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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posted by obssesedTDIgirl
WARNING: IF Du HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except regenbogen Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the baum tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping karte, warenkorb through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have Du ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well Du better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do Du know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every Jahr on the Tag of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are Du talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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The Zeigen that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as Du think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a Jahr ago, am going to be the asshat that tells Du why. I do this mostly because I was inspired Von a really shitty Artikel I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this Zeigen is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new Home is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even sagte "Are your parents Unterwäsche oder something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one pony in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits Von herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....
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 The age-regressed regenbogen that was dropped off Von Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
Looks like it's April Fool's Tag in Ponyville-and Pinkie and regenbogen are on feuer with their practical jokes. Every pony became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, regenbogen and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: Du got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...
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Changelings have existed for Mehr than 4 million years, and they are the one of the oldest known species in Equestria. When the world was first created, there was nothing but changelings. Soon enough, the changelings discovered the art of disguise, and the Mehr times they reproduced the better they got at mimicking pony-like figures. As time passed, Mehr of the offspring where born already transfigured as a pony, and stayed that way. Pure changelings are extremely uncommon, and it is estimated that there are less than ten thousand left.

Changeling culture is much different than one might expect....
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a Jahr since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through pony Life 'til the Weiter pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my Favorit to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would Du guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the Kommentare down below! :)
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the Sekunde i Veröffentlichen it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful Tag in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Zufällig gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand Du like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand Du like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for Du to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If Du could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't Du see? Du belong with me. Du belong with me.

Walking in the...
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Episode 5: spinne Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe spinne Man?

Applejack: spinne Man?

Me: spinne Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained spinne senses and super strength when he was bitten Von a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at Blumen in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts blume in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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