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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Du just decided to skip our abendessen without telling me? Are Du aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Du at a tabelle with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Du to make Friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Du still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Du want to give me a Sekunde chance oder not. Starlight had to choose between Du and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID Du DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE Friends OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME pony PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT Du PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE Liebe INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN Du WENT...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to Zeigen up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what Du know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked Von those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but Hey I won't give Du any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so Du can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are Du helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel Du will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Zeigen yourself and stop using radio Du are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Du pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Du heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Du going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Du hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sagte bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one Mehr time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' Mehr to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be Mehr to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And regenbogen Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much Mehr serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the Tag to Tag activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Du know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Du were supposed to make them laugh Du idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen Du here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to bett with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? Du here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Du doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Du do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Du sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by applejackrocks
The Weiter morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: Du promise not to tell?
AJ: kreuz my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie glocke was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Friendship is Magic, Part 2
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Griffon the Brush Off
Boast Busters
Dragonshy
Look Before Du Sleep
zaum, zaumzeug Gossip
Swarm of the Century
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up
Call of the Cutie
Fall Weather Friends
Suited for Success
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Sonic Rainboom
Stare Master
The Zeigen Stoppers
A Dog and pony Show
Green Isn't Your Color
Over a Barrel
A Bird in the Hoof
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Party of One
The Best Night Ever
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a flachbett-, flachbett truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a dark blue sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them Japanese cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his dark blue sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, Du did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now driving a powerful rennboot, schnellboot, mit dem schnellboot down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad Du took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken Von everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting Weiter to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, Du ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

 Sergi's new Lotus
Sergi's new Lotus


It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little pony Fan fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What Du think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot schloss is controlled Von GlobeX and they...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's Du right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a ratte inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is Mehr normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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