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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of Du who feel oder have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, oder some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help Du find someone.) I am saying that, if Du feel alone... broken, oder just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things Du don't want, if change is progressing too fast, oder things are neutral and just not right... and Du think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. Du have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether Du believe it oder not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if Du can't, is in tea. tee is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when Du drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where Du want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if Du keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until Du have a pile so high Du can't see anymore and Du crash. Du can't fix problems sometimes, but Du can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. Du can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if Du need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty Mehr options than most people notice.

If Du need a friend oder someone to talk to, Posteingang me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, oder your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing Du have to hide from me.
okay i decided to do this to prove to all Du twilight Liebhaber who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's Frage asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So Du know i didn't include anything about the war between those who Liebe and those who hate twilight oder anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

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Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to datum him, we were the perfect couple, until last Jahr after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class Weiter to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be Schreiben to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today Du are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A fuchs has been unmasked as the mystery thief of Mehr than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities sagte Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's höhle, den and found a trove of fußbekleidung, schuhe down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," sagte a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a füchsin, vixen stahl, stola them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When Du sleep over never boss me around in bett unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If Du don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” oder “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If Du want sex, just ask. (In case Du didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the oben, nach oben of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long Tag of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill sagte to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task Von concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Singen and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in Mehr 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut gras, grass makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be Mehr Weiter week.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake Liebe notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near Du falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the oben, nach oben of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the blume girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Du disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call Du repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Du set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill Schokolade fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Bewegen Von getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit Du on the back and spit out a piece of white gum oder a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Du have $20 oder more.
#7 If Du have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Babys come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob oder Musik videos.
#4 Go around Singen the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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I bet I know what some of Du are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat oder what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two Minuten when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod oder laptop for a week if I left it open again. oder when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Weiter table.
Turn around every thirty-seven Sekunden to the people at the Weiter tabelle and ask them if your sitz is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever Du see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tabelle and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time Du take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tabelle itself; and make sure to make...
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