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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of Du who feel oder have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, oder some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help Du find someone.) I am saying that, if Du feel alone... broken, oder just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things Du don't want, if change is progressing too fast, oder things are neutral and just not right... and Du think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. Du have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether Du believe it oder not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if Du can't, is in tea. tee is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when Du drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where Du want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if Du keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until Du have a pile so high Du can't see anymore and Du crash. Du can't fix problems sometimes, but Du can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. Du can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if Du need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty Mehr options than most people notice.

If Du need a friend oder someone to talk to, Posteingang me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, oder your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing Du have to hide from me.
1. Go outside, and if Du see someone, take the Zufällig person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Küssen scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sitz of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Hunde only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singen in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Du listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Du like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Du to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Du to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Du arrive at the Weiter stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Du are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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DO Du wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Fan then Du might not wanna read this but if Du do and it affends Du then leave a Kommentar and i can tell Du in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Du so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad sagte it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bett to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she stahl, stola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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