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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of Du who feel oder have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, oder some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help Du find someone.) I am saying that, if Du feel alone... broken, oder just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things Du don't want, if change is progressing too fast, oder things are neutral and just not right... and Du think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. Du have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether Du believe it oder not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if Du can't, is in tea. tee is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when Du drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where Du want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if Du keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until Du have a pile so high Du can't see anymore and Du crash. Du can't fix problems sometimes, but Du can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. Du can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if Du need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty Mehr options than most people notice.

If Du need a friend oder someone to talk to, Posteingang me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, oder your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing Du have to hide from me.
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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posted by Milorox18
1. When Du get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Du are deaf.

4. If he asks if Du knew how fast Du were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if Du can see his gun.

6. When he says Du aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him Von his first name.

11. Pretend Du are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All Du Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's herz is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. Du are going to fail the class completely no matter what Du get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five Minuten into it, loudly say to the...
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have Du ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man Weiter to me!
I puked on the last person who flew Weiter to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would Du look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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