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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of Du who feel oder have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, oder some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help Du find someone.) I am saying that, if Du feel alone... broken, oder just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things Du don't want, if change is progressing too fast, oder things are neutral and just not right... and Du think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. Du have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether Du believe it oder not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if Du can't, is in tea. tee is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when Du drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where Du want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if Du keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until Du have a pile so high Du can't see anymore and Du crash. Du can't fix problems sometimes, but Du can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. Du can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if Du need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty Mehr options than most people notice.

If Du need a friend oder someone to talk to, Posteingang me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, oder your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing Du have to hide from me.
Hi! :)
Here are the oben, nach oben ten to impress the guy Du like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Du want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its Mehr important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she sagte thanks...
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if Du can try the harmomonica oder the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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User: I didn't know Du could play Twister all Von yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know Du could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: Du spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he oder she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Du can see that Du di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the Weiter stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the Weiter stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is Von far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was Lesen the Wal-Mart Artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Kommentare section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests Du could try

1: Ask really stupid Fragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so Du can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them Du know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask Du for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as Du can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim Du are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe Du but DONT give up, see how far Du can get ( WARNING, may result in Du being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when Du are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly beliebt with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming Mehr common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us Von our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men oder Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a Zufällig button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells Du to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy bär with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it Mehr than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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