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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of Du who feel oder have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, oder some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help Du find someone.) I am saying that, if Du feel alone... broken, oder just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things Du don't want, if change is progressing too fast, oder things are neutral and just not right... and Du think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. Du have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether Du believe it oder not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if Du can't, is in tea. tee is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when Du drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where Du want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if Du keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until Du have a pile so high Du can't see anymore and Du crash. Du can't fix problems sometimes, but Du can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. Du can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if Du need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty Mehr options than most people notice.

If Du need a friend oder someone to talk to, Posteingang me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, oder your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing Du have to hide from me.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic Sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Fragen to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - oder Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening oder something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, Mehr commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall Wand and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 Sekunden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last Jahr met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the oben, nach oben of a wolkenkratzer it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued Von the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most beliebt domestic trip activity Von American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the Weiter thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just sagte that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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