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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that Du can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can datum Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do Du realize how crazy and gross a lot of Fans are???? Here is a gross Artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached Von “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an E-Mail to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new Favorit song, just so Du know. omg ;i wrote Mehr in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, eichhörnchen clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I Liebe Du (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by Milorox18

21 Ways to Say I Liebe You

♥

1. Call her the Weiter day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that Du can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say Du were thinking about her.

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6. Bring her a teddy bär and chicken suppe when she's sick.

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7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her Blumen for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. KISS her in the middle...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Example: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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what women should tell men...but don't

posted by bubbletl

What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, you...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Du ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Du ask such a Frage now? Du don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Du were 35 years old and Du really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Du a loan? Remember how one Tag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Fragen asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Du did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Du Du twit she was only after your money and could have gegeben a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can Du guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell Du about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair oder putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The Weiter chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy Hunde Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee Mehr than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My herz skips a beat
When Du walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Du until the end

I give my herz and my soul to you
To make Du see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Du see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Du are getting use to this Zeigen cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Du say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Du enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING Von TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go Von car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a Zufällig song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i Liebe cereal yes i do

i Liebe cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Du can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Liebe ccerale yes i do

i Liebe crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where Du keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid oder nawt!!
3.Who Du talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Du are super jelous oder other girls (or boys)
5.That Du hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Du will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Du have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Du are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Du can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is Mehr saving and Mehr doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are Mehr than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...