Girls I think are pretty

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Du answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Du answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Du answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Du say “is that so?”
5. If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Du did not turn in your homework because Du were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When Du walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a kühler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Liste is on my schreibtisch for the part Du would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a Zufällig strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T Du SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do Du guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped Von terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stahl, stola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stahl, stola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that Du can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Frage on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know Du want me
I made it obvious that I want Du too
So put it on me
Let's remove the Weltraum between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that Du move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what Du wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that Du do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh Du know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh Du know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh Du know
That tonight...

Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are Du up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen oder soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Du worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Du to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Favorit song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Zufällig people off and tell them what to buy every Minute oder so. If Du get in trouble, say Du were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your halsband, kragen and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope Du enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all Du opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't Du see, the resolve to cut Du reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

Some of Du girls will remember that on Wednesday i told Du that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news Quelle HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated Von her parents Tish and Billy strahl, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile Vor and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started Schauspielen out...

DO Du wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Fan then Du might not wanna read this but if Du do and it affends Du then leave a Kommentar and i can tell Du in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Du so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...