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My oben, nach oben 20 Favorit animated characters

posted by deathchick9

The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"

20. pudding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Anime she's hyper, active and has the best Liebe interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured Von the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".

A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...

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10 Ways for people to think your crazy!

posted by breebree446

#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit Du on the back and spit out a piece of white gum oder a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Du have $20 oder more.
#7 If Du have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Babys come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob oder Musik videos.
#4 Go around Singen the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!

Canada24 reviews Wes Craven's SCREAM

posted by Canada24

Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off Von famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...

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How My Favorit Characters Would Fare In The Bad Girls Club

posted by zanhar1

So recently I've been watch a lot of Bad Girls Club as it just returned, it's kind of been a guilty pleasure show. As many know I like the female villain characters so I was thinking; what if I just put 'em all in a house together BGC style. For those of Du who don't know, BGC is a Zeigen where they put 7 women ages 21 to 28 in a house together in hopes that the women can 'redeem each other'. But they usually just end up beating each other up lol. While some of the characters I chose are younger than 21 oder older than 28, I decided to go with it anyhow. I have Mehr than 7 Favorit characters...

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Family guy Zitate

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Funny Zitate

posted by jeniffer2200

i'm a tumor

Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

______________________________________________

Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy Du herz man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...

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The Fun Facts Of Life

posted by kinga10111

A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half Mehr than 8 times.

There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.

A shrimps herz is in it’s head.

Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.

Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.

An olive baum can live up to 1500 years.

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Ants can’t shut their eyes.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.

Chewing...

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50 Zufällig Fragen people ask

posted by kinga10111

50 Zufällig Fragen people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will Du marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The Tag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing Du know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this Du are on a datum with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to KISS and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and Du turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

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Am I the only one who can't stand his/her family? (This was too long for an answer-question)

posted by sapherequeen

X(

I bet I know what some of Du are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat oder what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two Minuten when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod oder laptop for a week if I left it open again. oder when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants

posted by BellaCullen96

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Weiter table.
Turn around every thirty-seven Sekunden to the people at the Weiter tabelle and ask them if your sitz is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever Du see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tabelle and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time Du take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tabelle itself; and make sure to make...

On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

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Cultober II News and Future Plans or: I Suck At Keeping a Schedule

posted by Windwakerguy430

The Titel says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off Von apologizing to like..... The three of Du that probably were Lesen this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror Filme last Jahr and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a Jahr ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...

Johnny Lightning Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh Hey there. Du must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, oder bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...

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The Magical Creature Kingdom Part 1

posted by twinklestar11

~The Magical Creature Kingdom~

At the age of 15, a pony-girl had came to live with her mom and dad at their new fancy mansion. She had dirty blond hair that was to her shoulders, light green eyes that sometimes looked like they were blue, and light blue pony ears on oben, nach oben of her head. She also had a light blue pair of wings. This girl had also a pony tail. It was dirty blond. Her pony ears, wings, and tail were apart of her. She was born with them, but for years, she has hid them with her magic so no one would not see them. She was named Cameron.

Ever since Cameron was born, she was gegeben magic...

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Merry F*cking Weihnachten (A Fanfiction)

posted by CielXlizzy19

This is an old draft I've had sitting here for about three years. Cleaned it up sorta, but it's still not at par with my current work. I wanted to keep most of the Quelle material as close to what I wrote three years Vor barring some grammatical/diction fluency errors, mostly for a little look into how much I've changed. I just couldn't bär letting it sit in here anymore. I'm not super into fanfiction, fanpop, oder even Kpop anymore for that matter, but I knew I had to put this out there in some form oder fashion. Let me know if Du want me to write anything chapter, oder do something else with...

The Cold Hard Truth Ch.1

posted by YoyoLoverAric

~~~~~~~~~~~INTRODUCTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~

My name is Yoyo, oder at least, that's what I now go by. My real name has no importance as of yet, but it will make sense one day. I am part of the GG's (or Good Guys), which is a gang of Rudies. What is a Rudie? Well, a Rudie is gang of "rollerskating punks", Von definition of the chief of police, Hayashi. We never really needed to know his other names, because he constantly tries to kill us.

Yep, some cop he is, huh? Trust me, he wasn't the only fooled cop. The entire police force tries to kill us on a daily basis. We are sometimes lucky if we can make it through...

Snow Queen (review)

posted by AWESOMEGAMER22

It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow Queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got Home the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu

When I Get Really Crazy....

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Well yes have these...Yes ALL of them at the same time so what I'm talking about is to hear what goes on my head when I'm really crazy oder hyper...So first go here BAAUER - HARLEM SHAKE - 10 Stunde Loop Du type that in Youtube then go to settings.It's the gear and click on it then Du will see 3 options but click on the speed it says normal but change it to 1.5 then pause it then get a new tab and go to Youtube and type in Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) then do the same thing as the harlem shake except click number 2 instead of 1.5. Then Du get a new tab again and go to Youtube and type Awesome Face Song 10 Hours and then do the same and put 1.25 then new tab and Youtube then Du type in Super Mario Bros. Can Can [10 hours] and put it 0.5 make sure It's not 0.25 It will muck things up. So then play them all at the same time and...There Du go! What It sounds like when I'm crazy oder hyper! And down there is...A picture of an example of what it LOOKS like...X3
~CheetahGirl