Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil Queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming oder evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bär to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bär to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a Zufällig stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks Du want Du want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't Du like to know???!!!???"
10. When Du hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a Zufällig stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks Du want Du want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't Du like to know???!!!???"
10. When Du hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
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as a human
as an angel
Hello!Welcome to Fragen with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do Du think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your Frage in the Kommentare and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
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answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do Du think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your Frage in the Kommentare and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
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SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
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a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet schaf, schafe but there something about writting Zufällig Artikel about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing Du wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a Monat and a schaf, schafe will be gegeben a Home and not a pie and Du will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever Du donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet schaf, schafe but there something about writting Zufällig Artikel about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing Du wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a Monat and a schaf, schafe will be gegeben a Home and not a pie and Du will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever Du donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
